Score: 10
"OWNS"
date: June 7, 2008
Here is a walkthrough for them who needs help with the game:
Go to the door with no lock on it (the one next to the sink)
look down from there to pick up the wallet
open the wallet and take out the finger
close the wallet by clicking the close button where the wallet was on the item bar
Now click in the small space between the sink and the door
pick up the stocking sitting there
mow look on the sink
there's a bible, IMPORTANT!
if you want ending 1 don't pick it up
If you want the slightly longer ending 2 pick it up
find the toilet in the room
pick up the match box
pick up the fallen matches
take out a match stroke it across the box to light it
take out the finger and burn it
use the metal key thing on the door
click the door knob for freedom..
only till the next room
click your stalking, click it again so he says something about i can use this as a (whatever he said)
face the guard, click the stalking, now clikc the guard
either answer will work
Close the door
click on the nightstand with the lamp on it
open the top drawer, pick up the oddly placed screw driver
go to the corner with the maid
untie her, then click on her
talk to her, click where her head is on your item bar
click it again after a rather boring conversation
see your head on the item bar? click it now
listen to your own stupidity, you couldn't be more wrong
now stop talking to her (thank god!)
now go to the bed (easter egg) look into the vent to make the story a little more clear if you took the second ending
now click on the bed, click the right arrow to look at where the bed is screwed to the wall
use the amazingly placed screw driver to unscrew the bed
WITH NO HANDS!
now talk to the maid again.. ugh...
a third symbol should now appear on your item bar
it is a bed, click it and watch the cutsceen of them moving the bed, now click on the shiny key to take it
now quickly click on the bathroom door after the stupid
guard yells "hey what's all the noise in there!?"
get a good laugh
now turn around in the trapped bathroom
don't even bother with the safe
open the door with the key
If you had ending 1 prepare for your demise
If you had ending 2 prepare for the crappiest 1stPS
beat the lame 1st person shooter and look at your game in shock, or just sit there and be like "ok.. now what"
THE END SUCKAS!