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ok, constructive critisism, before i get to describing the painfully retarded unwatchable-ness.
1. scenes are cut waay too long.
2. voices are retarded; ms-sam sounds better. don't, for the love of god, let that give you any ideas
3. asshole threatening is NOT funny, at least when it is the center of the plot, and the whole movie consists of idiotic squealing and asshole stabbing. it's like a porn movie, but with no porn, just the retarded plot.
4. animations were absolutely horrible. horrible. they kind of looked like what puppets would look like if a 3-year-old was playing with them.
5. actual character modelling was sub-par. granted, 3d in flash is actually an acceptable idea, but in your case, executed poorly.
due to those things, the movie was ENTIRELY unwatchable. it was about as enjoyable as masturbating with a cheese grater. it just drug on and on and on and on about asshole stabbing. why don't you just have a 2-hour movie of a guy farting on a toilet; wouldn't that just be hilarious? you have no creativity.

Author's Response:

Take it for what it is, I'm tired of all these cry baby reviews about it's quality.

I designed this flash as a joke for a thread, not for some major presentation for the internet.

It's not a major flash production, it's about my ninja and another users on the forums ninja.

It's simply a battle flash, the thread is about me challenging other ninjas then doing a flash about it... if I feel like it.

Sorry you expected some maddness style action packed flash, what you got was something based on a forum thread.

I like it, it's funny... the graphics are great for a quick flash. I am pasting this in all negative reviews because responding to them all is just a waste of my time.

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Score: 7

"..."

by: JohnnyTwoToes

date: April 19, 2006

yeah this was funny but i agree that you took the katana ass joke too far, and the voices were annoying as hell. But it was still pretty good

Author's Response:

Yeah... I know they are annoying... like I didn't know they were annoying. They are SUPPOSED to be annoying. Glad people are annoyed by my annoying voices, I succeeded in at least that.

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Score: 7

"WTF!?"

by: insertstupidityhere

date: April 19, 2006

OK, this was kind of funny but you just might have taken the katana in the ass joke a little to far. And also, the ninjas don't even move their arms when they fight? This was still pretty good but, man...

Author's Response:

Yeah... UNS 4 is better in many other ways.

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Score: 2

"Skilled flashmaker"

by: Meatloafman

date: April 19, 2006

It definitly takes talent to make flash this bad. Bad flash... Excessive use of the words brilliant and bloody... 10 year old humor... You HAVE to be british. I would give a nice, lengthy review of this, but i think i'll just do what you did and finish in 30 seconds.

(P.S. I have nothing against british people)

Author's Response:

Take it for what it is, I'm tired of all these cry baby reviews about it's quality.

I designed this flash as a joke for a thread, not for some major presentation for the internet.

It's not a major flash production, it's about my ninja and another users on the forums ninja.

It's simply a battle flash, the thread is about me challenging other ninjas then doing a flash about it... if I feel like it.

Sorry you expected some maddness style action packed flash, what you got was something based on a forum thread.

I like it, it's funny... the graphics are great for a quick flash. I am pasting this in all negative reviews because responding to them all is just a waste of my time.

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Score: 1

"arg man it just got worst and worse"

by: Spikash007

date: April 19, 2006

well makes sense how stupid the fights are, no point in some stupid showdown when u know its a useless fight, ur the creator so ur naturally going to make all the other ninjas pussys and ur ninja all "cool". for one katanas are curved blades wielded by mainly samurai, u should at least make it a fair fight.

Author's Response:

Take it for what it is, I'm tired of all these cry baby reviews about it's quality.

I designed this flash as a joke for a thread, not for some major presentation for the internet.

It's not a major flash production, it's about my ninja and another users on the forums ninja.

It's simply a battle flash, the thread is about me challenging other ninjas then doing a flash about it... if I feel like it.

Sorry you expected some maddness style action packed flash, what you got was something based on a forum thread.

I like it, it's funny... the graphics are great for a quick flash. I am pasting this in all negative reviews because responding to them all is just a waste of my time.

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Score: 1

"yeah...."

by: Enron-Fever

date: April 19, 2006

man, your art style is interesting, but come on. this is just crap. the fight scenes were crap. the humor was crap. the voices were crap. it's just 3 minutes of boredom followed by 5 seconds of "Ok, where is the close button".

not quite sure why this is "highly anticipated". i wish i was surprised this made it past the portal.

Author's Response:

Take it for what it is, I'm tired of all these cry baby reviews about it's quality.

I designed this flash as a joke for a thread, not for some major presentation for the internet.

It's not a major flash production, it's about my ninja and another users on the forums ninja.

It's simply a battle flash, the thread is about me challenging other ninjas then doing a flash about it... if I feel like it.

Sorry you expected some maddness style action packed flash, what you got was something based on a forum thread.

I like it, it's funny... the graphics are great for a quick flash. I am pasting this in all negative reviews because responding to them all is just a waste of my time.

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Score: 5

"wow"

by: simply-put-samurai

date: April 19, 2006

i see now so UNS 11 was only an appitizer for this homosexually wierd fight ...hmmn it had spark in the beginning (UNS 1), but your ninja sure adapts from being a fucken drunk idiot to a deeo voiced ass katana poking wierdo who advertizez threads lol wow pretty wierd sence of humor dude but i have to disagree on your garantee on this being uber cool and beat the other 2 in supremacy because no..it was not uber cool and it definently did not put the other 2 in pure shock of its supremacy maaaybe da 2nd but no da first was the best as usual for all serieses. this very long and unintresting reply was written by simply-put-SAMURAI!!!!(as it says on the username thingy..,.ohh and it was iight

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haha thanks SPS!...

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Score: 1

"That was ridiculous."

by: Sugggames

date: April 19, 2006

that had pathetic 3D animation, disgustingly childish humor, terrible voice acting, and far too little action. (probably better, for what was there was almost painful to watch it had beens et up so badly.)

I do not reccomend even watching this, and i do not understand why anyone would enjoy this, let alone why it got front page when my high-scoring and hard-worked on games cannot.

Ah well. thats life for you.

Author's Response:

Take it for what it is, I'm tired of all these cry baby reviews about it's quality.

I designed this flash as a joke for a thread, not for some major presentation for the internet.

It's not a major flash production, it's about my ninja and another users on the forums ninja.

It's simply a battle flash, the thread is about me challenging other ninjas then doing a flash about it... if I feel like it.

Sorry you expected some maddness style action packed flash, what you got was something based on a forum thread.

I like it, it's funny... the graphics are great for a quick flash. I am pasting this in all negative reviews because responding to them all is just a waste of my time.

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Score: 2

"Appealing to 8 year olds maybe"

by: Sligh

date: April 18, 2006

"OMGLOL HE USED A SWORD ON HIS BUTT LOL AWESOME U R GENIUS BEST FLASH EVA!!!!1111!2 SO GAY! GAY PPL R DUMBLOL"

Find solice in reviews like these if you'd like, but I think you should consider growing up and changing your "jokes" if you'd like to avoid the support from people who may write something similar to the above.

Completely boring toilet humor.

Author's Response:

Take it for what it is, I'm tired of all these cry baby reviews about it's quality.

I designed this flash as a joke for a thread, not for some major presentation for the internet.

It's not a major flash production, it's about my ninja and another users on the forums ninja.

It's simply a battle flash, the thread is about me challenging other ninjas then doing a flash about it... if I feel like it.

Sorry you expected some maddness style action packed flash, what you got was something based on a forum thread.

I like it, it's funny... the graphics are great for a quick flash. I am pasting this in all negative reviews because responding to them all is just a waste of my time.

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Score: 5

"not so great"

by: willxlimp0

date: April 18, 2006

how can anyone call the fighting good? it sucked so much ass, my god it was horrible. It made me giggle, ill give u that. The voice of the ultimate ninja or whatever was clipping at points, so fix it.

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His voice is distorted because he's a robot.

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