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Reviews For: Ultimate Ninja Showdown 3

(109 Reviews • Avg: 5.50/10)

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Score: 1
making-fiends

"Bad humor+Bad graphics-Action=Bad Toon"

date: April 16, 2006

well first off let me say that you need to learn how to model, texture, rig, skin, use a graph editor, learn how to pose, get a better sense of camera angles, learn maya/poser/swift 3d/cinema 4d or whatever program your using and get a better sense of humor BEFORE i write this review.

Graphics: if your using a toon shader learn how to use it, if not learn how to position lights so they aren's solid colors, spend more on your modeling and rigging process (if that even was rig i'm not sure, looked more like axis points) the animation was mostly just random flailing if you can call it that, you have to WORK TO CAMERA and make more than little spinning movements. There was no anticipation in the animation, and the flow was poor and undefined.

Style: same deal as graphics

Sound: none of it was understandable except one of the ninjas sounded like he got kicked in nuts really really hard.

violence: why was a sword shoved up that guys ass i guesse that's violence,

interactivity: a play button

humor: i found none of the movie funny i cant see who would find it funny hence the 0

i'm curious if you could do anything decent in 3d, something that could pass as something among a group of 3d animators, but as of now my guesse is no

*TO ALL PAST REVIEWERS*

i'm sorry if you found some of my review offensive to your views on this movie, but i'd rather say the truth.

Author's Response:

The characters were rigged, not textured and created in less then 10 minutes. What do you expect?

Graphics: It's a dark gloomy night, I could have made it a bright day, hence the stars. The camera and layouts took minutes... not because I could have spent hours planning it, because I chose not to.

I want this to be quick dirty fun flash as we battle for the Ultimate Ninja Supremecy... it's not meant to be some Lord of the Rings trillion triangle poly models with full motion cap suits and voice actors who charge hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Style: It's perfect, fits the NG's gendre of simple fun characters.

Sound: I can understand it just fine, some people can't, the can deal with it.

Violence: Yeah being raped by a katana is concidered violent.

Interactivity: Its a movie not a game.

Humor: Not everyone will find it funny, not everyone likes Scary Movie 4... that's why we are all different.

Your last statement... this is a flash animation for a Newgrounds Forum thread... if you want some serious production that takes months to model/rig/render... Macromedia Flash is not it. I have a 5MB limit, not 150MB+.

Glad you didn't like it, don't bother watching any more and save yourself the grief and fustration that this is not some major movie production.

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Score: 1
Enron-Fever

"yeah...."

date: April 19, 2006

man, your art style is interesting, but come on. this is just crap. the fight scenes were crap. the humor was crap. the voices were crap. it's just 3 minutes of boredom followed by 5 seconds of "Ok, where is the close button".

not quite sure why this is "highly anticipated". i wish i was surprised this made it past the portal.

Author's Response:

Take it for what it is, I'm tired of all these cry baby reviews about it's quality.

I designed this flash as a joke for a thread, not for some major presentation for the internet.

It's not a major flash production, it's about my ninja and another users on the forums ninja.

It's simply a battle flash, the thread is about me challenging other ninjas then doing a flash about it... if I feel like it.

Sorry you expected some maddness style action packed flash, what you got was something based on a forum thread.

I like it, it's funny... the graphics are great for a quick flash. I am pasting this in all negative reviews because responding to them all is just a waste of my time.

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Score: 1
Spikash007

"arg man it just got worst and worse"

date: April 19, 2006

well makes sense how stupid the fights are, no point in some stupid showdown when u know its a useless fight, ur the creator so ur naturally going to make all the other ninjas pussys and ur ninja all "cool". for one katanas are curved blades wielded by mainly samurai, u should at least make it a fair fight.

Author's Response:

Take it for what it is, I'm tired of all these cry baby reviews about it's quality.

I designed this flash as a joke for a thread, not for some major presentation for the internet.

It's not a major flash production, it's about my ninja and another users on the forums ninja.

It's simply a battle flash, the thread is about me challenging other ninjas then doing a flash about it... if I feel like it.

Sorry you expected some maddness style action packed flash, what you got was something based on a forum thread.

I like it, it's funny... the graphics are great for a quick flash. I am pasting this in all negative reviews because responding to them all is just a waste of my time.

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Score: 1
n3v1789

"bad. just plain bad."

date: April 19, 2006

ok, constructive critisism, before i get to describing the painfully retarded unwatchable-ness.
1. scenes are cut waay too long.
2. voices are retarded; ms-sam sounds better. don't, for the love of god, let that give you any ideas
3. asshole threatening is NOT funny, at least when it is the center of the plot, and the whole movie consists of idiotic squealing and asshole stabbing. it's like a porn movie, but with no porn, just the retarded plot.
4. animations were absolutely horrible. horrible. they kind of looked like what puppets would look like if a 3-year-old was playing with them.
5. actual character modelling was sub-par. granted, 3d in flash is actually an acceptable idea, but in your case, executed poorly.
due to those things, the movie was ENTIRELY unwatchable. it was about as enjoyable as masturbating with a cheese grater. it just drug on and on and on and on about asshole stabbing. why don't you just have a 2-hour movie of a guy farting on a toilet; wouldn't that just be hilarious? you have no creativity.

Author's Response:

Take it for what it is, I'm tired of all these cry baby reviews about it's quality.

I designed this flash as a joke for a thread, not for some major presentation for the internet.

It's not a major flash production, it's about my ninja and another users on the forums ninja.

It's simply a battle flash, the thread is about me challenging other ninjas then doing a flash about it... if I feel like it.

Sorry you expected some maddness style action packed flash, what you got was something based on a forum thread.

I like it, it's funny... the graphics are great for a quick flash. I am pasting this in all negative reviews because responding to them all is just a waste of my time.

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Score: 0
lYck1

"Huh..."

by: lYck1
date: April 18, 2006

Maybe it would be good, if 70% wasn't all about shoving a katana up one's ass.

Author's Response:

Yeah, it was about shoving it up the twins asses... HAHA weeeeee! Woo hoo weee! AH FRONT PAGE... can you feel it? Huh... can you feel that!

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Score: 0
TehMaestro

"Wow"

date: April 18, 2006

That really sucked. The talking was so long, the voices were so annoying, and the "humor" was so horrible. Sorry, but I hated it. Also, learn how to pronounce katana please >_>

Author's Response:

How about... WOOT! FRONT PAGE!

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Score: 0
Ligwin

"..."

by: Ligwin
date: April 19, 2006

Anyone who finds this funny has the mind of a kindergartener. Even then, a kindergartener would only laugh at this if his douche-bag friends were laughing and he wanted to seem cool.

The constant repitition of the phrase "Don't shove a katana up my ass" wasn't funny at all...and it seems like you pretty much leaned on that phrase as your only source of humor throughout the entire flash.

The ninjas didn't fight; they just undulated and occasionally hugged.

The animation wasn't that great either...better than some (children), I guess.

You have one of the worst senses of humor I've ever bore witness to. You're like that kid in high school who is always saying shit aloud that he should just keep to himself...and whenever he starts to speak everyone in the class sighs and shares short, implicit trices of eye contact with one another.

Do better.

Author's Response:

Take it for what it is, I'm tired of all these cry baby reviews about it's quality.

I designed this flash as a joke for a thread, not for some major presentation for the internet.

It's not a major flash production, it's about my ninja and another users on the forums ninja.

It's simply a battle flash, the thread is about me challenging other ninjas then doing a flash about it... if I feel like it.

Sorry you expected some maddness style action packed flash, what you got was something based on a forum thread.

I like it, it's funny... the graphics are great for a quick flash. I am pasting this in all negative reviews because responding to them all is just a waste of my time.

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Score: 0
Winterwind-NS

"wow"

date: April 19, 2006

that was surprisingly horrible.
so bad that it made me scared lol
anyways dude this really sucks,
u mustve bribed the NG guys lol

o and sensei is pronounced (SEN-SAY)

This would be a billions times better if
u put my music in it lol
jk

WinterWind

Author's Response:

Not after this review... concider your music blammed!

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Score: 0
Baby-Incinerator

"ok"

date: April 20, 2006

That was by far the worst flash ive ever seen in my life....

You have an interesting idea with other ninjas fighting but then u have to go shove a Katana up their asses with the most annoying voices on the planet...

"I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your Soul"

Author's Response:

Yeah whatever... how about... you do a flash and battly my ninja...

I bet it will all be sucky stick figures and tweening.

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