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Reviews For: Ultimate Ninja Showdown I

(166 Reviews • Avg: 4.07/10)

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Score: 2
Cosmonautical

"badly put together"

date: April 24, 2006

your ninja looked like it was extremely badly sewn together.. his limbs and head seemed to move of their own accord...
when he was 'dodging' the flames, it seemed like they were just badly aimed and mising him completely...
the end part particularly sucked; the guy just let him slash him...
and why was he flying?

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Score: 0
damned75

"oh my..."

date: April 24, 2006

Well, I agree with Trevor 6887, HOW THE HELL DID THIS... THING got on frontpage ???
About the graphics : The flames looked awful, and THE CHARACTERS WERE EVEN NOT ANIMATED ! Except for the Inu ninja who kept dancing during 20 secs (and in a flash, 20s is looong, but loooooooong...) and he just turned around, the did not moved their faces, their arms or their feets !
About the style : lamest battle ever, it looked like RPG, the first character attacks and the second after him. It does not really suits a ninja battle does it ?
In conclusion, it was not funny, not beautiful and not even enjoyable... Can we blame a submission because it's worthless ?

Author's Response:

I hear a lot of whining... stfu and go hump goats or something.

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Score: 1
Meatballsuprise

"HA"

date: April 24, 2006

It made me laugh, because i had no idea what was going on.

Author's Response:

Good, that is what it's supposed to do...

laughs for all.

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Score: 1
crho85

"I agree with the last guy"

by: crho85
date: April 24, 2006

This was a total waste, it looks like it was thrown together in a few hours. The sound was shitty and the animation horrible. Watching something like this makes me so mad *vomits with rage*. that is right it made me vomit with rage.

Author's Response:

4 hours infact, good call, you must be some kind of barn-yard rocket scientist.

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Score: 1
bboy-Spyda

"how did this get on the front page??"

date: April 24, 2006

very poor, the animation was ridiculous and childish. "inu" moved like a sped and has no credibility as a warrior at all. the sound was shite and the whole thing was rubbish on many levels. your character is a bobble-headed doll with a couple of toothpicks.

Author's Response:

weeble wobble woo! WEEBLE WOBBLE WOO!!!

WOBBLE WOBBLE WEE? Weeble wobble woo!

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Score: 1
Alimas

"Uhm, your kidding, right?"

by: Alimas
date: April 24, 2006

That was almost painful to watch. Disperse your little "ninja battles" between your friends, please keep them off our pages.

Author's Response:

Oh they are your pages now... I see... you own this site right. I guess I should start calling you Tom.

Well, I'm not. So STFU and tell someone else who might actually give a rats ass what you think. I just wanted to respond to all my reviews, so don't feel special. Take the red pill.

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Score: 2
malgrimace

"There goes another few minutes of my life"

date: April 24, 2006

The only part that was remotely funny was when he's dodging the flares, and that's because he looks like some form of autistic ballet dancer.

The rest just sucked. And not in the good way either.

Author's Response:

That's what my GF said about sexorz.

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Score: 1
sonicscorpion1

"SUXXXX"

date: April 24, 2006

flame this piece of ****

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You like to flame things? I bet you're a flamer.

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Score: 4
DoomsDayPoptart

"Wow. Really man wow."

date: April 24, 2006

Ok... Here is how it went. Im sitting here in my room and i decide to go over to newgrounds... I see the usual top movies and i catch yours.... I decide to click it and then procede to watch. Here is your first problem that made me want to kill and hurt and rape everythign around me... The sound the sounds was so bad i dont even think you watched it ... because if you did you would understand how bad it was. I turned the volume up to listen to the ninja that was talking like it had somthign in its mouth and then all of asudden you have the fag fire ninja scream about crap and then an even LOUDER sound of the fireball thinggys and they were so loud and it was like forever long... Then your animation looked cool to beginwith but then ended up being poorly executed because of the fact you played the same 25 tween animiation over and freakin over for the 2 characters. Overall i think this sucked really badly and i dont think i should have had to gone in so much detail but when i watched this i was so offended that it would be on the front because this blows blows major balls that i had to do somthing about it and inform everyone that this sucked... REALLY really sucked... Good effort try again. do not pass go. Die.

Author's Response:

You expect me to read all this shit? Man... I have better things to do like UNS 5.

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Score: 5
my-patiger

"Mediocre"

date: April 24, 2006

No offense, but a tad bit lame..
One thought kept coming to me while watching your Inu ninja "dodge" those fireballs: that ninja fights like a penguin furiously waddling around. Not very l33t :/
This could use some spicing up in just about every respect.

Author's Response:

yeah...you have a sense of humor right? I mean... really.

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