Author's Response:
Haha, I probably was subconciously inspired by Capt. Capitalism! Thank for your comprehensive review!
My official angle is that "The graphics are *supposed* to be bad," but that's just a cop-out for the fact that I'm just a newb. However, as you said, you learn by doing, so I expect things to clean up as time goes on.
As to your suggestions:
-I'm pretty sure I will do that at this point. The reviews have been good enough that I feel vindicated, so the Captain shall go on!
-Lol, I would never dream of changing the name. I have a love for unnecesarily bulky names and "super voices."
-Yeah, if that could be the Captain's trademark, that'd be cool! Then other people could steal from *me*! Huzzah!
Thanks again for your excellent review and kind words; it makes it all worthwhile!