Score: 2
"Shallow and Pedantic"
date: November 1, 2005
Upon regarding this "film" I was left with one question: How is defecation humorous? I will be exploring this question and many more within this review.
Feces, poo-poo, shit... all of these words have been used to describe the natural phenomenon of "taking acrap." But what does it mean to "take a crap?" Certainly, nothing is being taken or obtained, rather, something is being excreted from the anus. Quantom physics professor, Umberto Ficini, had this to say: "Why would one want to take a crap when it is much easier to excrete such a substance?"
The only conclusion that we could come up with is that since the days of the Cavemen (or Cavewomen, if you prefer) "taking a crap" has been a sort of rite of passage. Surely, we are all trained to "take a crap" in situations which are socially acceptable... is it even probable that a man would "take a crap" during a business meeting or the first date with that "special someone." Through decades of tireless reseach, I say, "Yes." "Taking a crap" is something that humans are faced with on a daily basis... but what about the subject is so funny?
Perchance it could be the old childhood sayings of yester-year: You are a poo-poo face, You eat poo-poo, and let us not forget the classic, You pooed your pants.
My years of reseach could only leave me to one conclusion: THIS MOVE SUX0RS!!!!!!