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Score: 9

"I can relate to Doug"

by: Machismo

date: October 25, 2005

I took Zoloft for quite awhile after I realized nothing else was working just short of tranquilizers and it did help. for a short while. Then it starts fuckin with your libido and you get mood swings and if you already suicidal at all, don take it!! It makes all that shit 10 times worse! there are people who have died because of that stuff and I am sitting on a half year supply that I have no use for and I already paid for. Thanks "Better Living Through" chemistry America, where everyone has to be doped up and fat to be happy. Im just glad that Im alive now and that I didnt kill that guy. >=(
I damn near did.

Score: 8

"Darn child prof lids!"

by: Snadzies

date: October 25, 2005

Its funny because its true. People think that just because they are depressed, over anxious or have an overactive blader that they need a pill. When all they really need is a health porn addiction ...or World of Warcraft. There pretty much the same.

Anyway, great flash. Good graphics with smooth animation, nice voice acting and pretty funny. All in all a solid flash.

Score: 10

"Fantastic entry!"

by: Donstong210

date: October 25, 2005

Ah, I'm relieved to finally see some great flash! Keep up the great work!

Score: 8

"agreed"

by: porksoda

date: October 25, 2005

some of those drug ads really do make it seem like eternal salvation and happiness is available for 59.99$ from BiogenTech and if you call within the next ten minutes we'll throw in this RonCo electric food dehydrator in for free.

Score: 9

"well lets just hope there's no honusty campaign..."

by: SirSeraphdeFallen

date: October 25, 2005

open for someone to head. i think this needs to be circulated to just about anyone and everyone you could think of. this is some funny s!!t. i have seen a few zoloft paradies but this one definately takes the cake.

4 out of 5

Happy flashing!!!

Score: 9

"That was Awsome"

by: LonLonRanch

date: October 25, 2005

This is just to terrific, i'm so happy that i witnessed this on this fine fine hour. Now i can finally rest in peace...

Score: 10

"HOW'D YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?"

by: FuckBucket

date: October 24, 2005

You took my best dream, and made it a flash... How in the hell do you do this "mind surfing" you must teach me!!! And if you can read people's minds, is bad guys3 anygood?

Even though the main character was a little circle dude, this was a very good flash!

Score: 10

"Front Page Material...."

by: Parable

date: October 24, 2005

Great f-ing job... that was hilarious and strangely informative. And great choice for the ending song but in the Music credits you say the group is Simon&Milo when in fact they are just the two members of the group Prozzäk (kinda punny throwing them in a flash like this).

Score: 10

"but Tom Cruise says"

by: hongkongexpress

date: October 24, 2005

that psychiatry is evil. And that we don't know psychiatry, but he does!

Score: 9

"Blob love!"

by: lmegera

date: October 24, 2005

I loved this. Blob fight scene was rather eerily realistic, yet hilariously funny. The graphics were well detailed, your transitions and scenes were engaging and you crushed the pharma companies. Rock, rock on man. I love you.