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Score: 9

"MAN THIS GAMES PIMPIN!"

by: harukirby

date: October 14, 2005

great game good polygon
graphics nice style!
--yet i didnt score!

Score: 0

"This is just a shitty LSL:Magnu Cum Laude rip-off"

by: masterbeef

date: October 14, 2005

That's almost exactly how you pick up girls in leisre suit larry, except the dialogue makes sense and doesn't suck. And instead of a plane, it's a sperm cell.
There is no nudity, as to why it's rated with nudity, concers me...
It's not like I look foward to stupid pixely, polygon tits, that look lame...it's just a mis-title, tis is a game on more like the teen level.
It sucks balls too. It has 2 good ratings, why the fuck is it on the cover page?

Score: 1

"horseshit"

by: yellowbanana

date: October 14, 2005

the most boring and mindless game i've ever played.

Score: 0

"erm..."

by: Wildlifetm

date: October 14, 2005

this game is realy suxy... first of all it is a comerseal, and seconly.. its not a real game.
People will eather hate this game..... or hate it eaven more.. next time (lets hope its never going to be a next time) try harder

Score: 2

"Lame."

by: Letto

date: October 14, 2005

I played this game about three times, simply because I was determined to beat it (and easy feat, once I figured out what the damn symbols meant.)

Overall, I was not greatly impressed. This flash is hardly a decent game, and while it suffices as an advertisement, I can't say that it belongs on Newgrounds. Even as a dating sim, this just isn't up to par. It's a shame, because it looked impressive.

You basically failed to attract any audience. People looking for a game will be dissapointed, people looking for dating tips will be either offended or seriously mislead, and the dating sim crowd will find this dissapointing and lacking in delivery. (That means they want hentai)

So yeah . . . lame. The book itself is pretty sad in terms of writing, and the game to match is a failed hook.

Score: 8

"Oh, the humaity!"

by: totghelyr

date: October 14, 2005

Seriously, it is a great game, and flying with a airplane to pick up a girl is funny, but please, it is just not meant to be. I must admit, it's a fun game, but there's nothing realistic at it... Which might be great! It kept me busy for a minute or two, but afterwards... I ended only playing it once... It looked nice, and had quite some interesting aspects, but I can't give it more than a 8, due to graphics and gameplay, the rest is kinda shitty... If you'd make another game like this, insert more fun, and not so crappy text blogs. But I can't deny I enjoyed this a little...

Score: 1

"Mindless"

by: Dan-yell

date: October 14, 2005

You know all those people who say that what women really want is respect and love? Psh, OBVIOUSLY what we really want are stupid pick-up lines and lame magic tricks. (And what girl really wants to be complimented on her over-bite and compared to Bugs Bunny? WTF?)

This is incredibly lame. Not simply the fact that it's a ad for a book on how to make loser guys get sex by lying and weaseling, or the fact that woman are considered "targets" (oh no! Let's not consider them actual people!), but the actual game play was weak and uninteresting.

Try again. Actually, don't try again, because I'd hate to see what the 2nd book is about.

Score: 9

"awesome"

by: Moppety

date: October 14, 2005

a ruder version? and you thought we'd say no? MAKE IT!
awesome game, love it, except that it's not the ruder version lol.

Score: 5

"Good viral marketing"

by: ElectricInkPen

date: October 14, 2005

This is good viral marketing. I bought The Game. It's a great read as a piece of non-fiction, but certainly not a pickup method. Still, my friend's looking at checking out Speed Seduction, and I'm considering the Mystery Method.

Score: 7

"Cool"

by: LegHanOn

date: October 14, 2005

Cool game....2 short tho'(good ones always are T.T)
The only challenge is not knowing what the icons meant....
Cool enuff game besides being 2 short >.<