Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

Score: 8

"fun game"

by: 22069

date: July 7, 2006

it was a great game but there could of been more violence. And the game should be longer. And funny to non religious people. :D

Score: 10

"Funny as hell!"

by: NuNuPants

date: June 3, 2006

You no what spamdeath fuck you this game is funny. I suck at this game but the idea is hilarious please make more.

Score: 8

"IT WIll BE A COLD DAY IN HELL!!!!!"

by: Gothik1981

date: May 29, 2006

Dude this was so sick, but i freakin loved it- I mean only you got balls to put this together. A Priest, Belmont, And Jesus- what more can you ask for. Keep em coming!!!!!

Score: 6

"Omg i fond a glitch"

by: mario-hado-ken

date: May 25, 2006

ok people the game was cool and stuff and also press the right button the click play
go to the number on the right ---->>> then click on the numlock and / * - its alsome you start to float

Score: 10

"pure genious"

by: Rykeno

date: May 9, 2006

u have made a game we can all enjoy (except for the christs but who cares?) whiping that hell outta that dam priest is good and all but whiping Jesus!??!? thats beyond awsome! rest easy, youve done more then earned that (and dont let those dam Christians make u feel bad)

Score: 8

"omg,so funny^^"

by: timdc-for-president

date: May 1, 2006

XD the priest would whoop your ass just becuase you want to get healed,
so simon says:put that potion where sun doesn't shine,
jebus interferes,jebus get's ass whooped(ain't that hard,first line of bomb: go to left platform and stand exactly in THE MIDDLE of it.second line: wait for the 2 bombs on the right platform to explode and quickly jump on the other side,jumping to the other side is a pain but ohwell.then he soars down and you can whip him 2 at least to 3 times and that my friend is how jesus has died on the cross:-) )
it's funny,especialy when he gets his godsgift,a .... see for yourself XD

Score: 4

"4 of 10"

by: X-marks-the-ed

date: April 7, 2006

Despite the text taking too much time, it was pretty funny.

However, the priest is too easy. Jesus is nearly impossible. I think the whole idea is a little pointless.

Score: 10

"THAT RULED!!!!!!!"

by: HeavyMetal1980

date: March 23, 2006

Man, that was awesome! The controls were a bit awkward, but it's to be expected from an old game. The fight was Jesus was hard as Hell but I won! The jokes were HELLarious! "God has a sick sense of humor!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

As for all the people crying because they got offended? Look at them. Saying "fuck you, burn in Hell"... I didn't know Jesus allowed REAL Christians to talk like that! Ha! Fools!

This game OWNS... EVERYTHING!

Score: 9

"Jesus! I killed Him!"

by: Rainestorm

date: March 7, 2006

Great Game Based on Another Game Graphics Are Typical Nes Graphics Which Are My Favorite. Heres A Stratagy For Killing Jesus,
First Set Of Bombs: Stand Facing Just Over The Middle And DON'T Move.
Goin Back Second Set:Stand Before the Middle Line And As The Second Bomb Blows Up move Into the Bomb (After it Blows up)
And You Get The ending.
Good Job -Raine-

Score: 6

"Nice Castlevania spoof"

by: supersatan3

date: March 4, 2006

As a fan of Castlevania, and a not-so-devout christian, I enjoyed this.
The Jesus battle from a gameplay perspective could've been better.
Is it even theoretically possible to beat Jesus? The only way I could avoid the bombs was to commit suicide by jumping off the edge.
I am surprised you didn't make this longer, especially when you went to all the trouble of programming a game.