Score: 9
"As fun as it is hard"
date: December 22, 2005
**NOTE**: I judge every single portal submission i review by the standards of Flash Player 8 ( The Flash Player we now use ), and by my tastes in entertainment
Graphics: They aren't totally great, but they aren't bad by any means.
Style: Although this appears to be a lot like Donkey Kong, it has some things that Nintendo would've never thought of putting into a game ( since they mostly make games for kids ) the minigames and the *Ahem* cutscenes...
Sound: Not a whole lot of butt metal is a good thing.
Violence: Animated violence. Such as you getting crushed by barrels, or getting fried by molitov cocktails.
Interactivity: Now, Donkey Kong ( is ) a really good game, but this is soooo much better. Although i'd very much use a hammer for a game like this than a chainsaw.
Humor: The opening intro is bound to give you a good laugh. And the cutscenes are too funny for words.
Overall: Since there aren't any other worthy Donkey Kong emulations, this is more than a fun game, this one of the few games that has it all.
P.S. LISTEN UP YOU PUSSIES, QUIT YOUR BITCHING. PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT.
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