Score: 10
"..."
date: February 18, 2005
"this movie now works as a permanent form of birth control. This is patially due to the fact that watching it may render you sterile, and partially due to the fact that nobody will ever have sex with you again after you watch it"
So that's why my penis is all green.
Author's Response:
Yes, you have the clap. Do you know how you have to get rid of the clap? It's not pretty.
Hint: They call it the clap for a reason.