Score: 7
"Suicide isn't the answer"
date: April 10, 2004
Look at the Bowling for Columbine kids, look at how happy they were. So instead of considering suicide, go purchase a chainsaw and fucking decapitate those cunts who dare to fuck with you. At least make them beg for mercy before killing them though. And if they don't beg, fucking cut off their legs.
Then go crazy, if you haven't yet and yell something like: "WHO'S THE BIG MAN NOW, HEH? I'M THE BIG MAN YA GODDAMN PIECE OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT! FIRST IT'S GONNA YOUR FUCKING BROTHER, THEN YOUR MOTHER! THEN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS! I'M GONNA FUCKING PULL YOUR GUTS OUT YA DEAD MEAT!"
Now just cut off all his legs and arms and let him live instead. It would be funny. You would die though, but I swear you'll be satisfied to know that either the guy's dead or is completely disabled.