Score: 3
"come on guys....."
date: December 28, 2004
i am a HUGE fan of half life. i bought the first one the day it came out. beat it in less then 2 days. beat it again. and again. then there was counter-strike, the center of my life for many hours and days straight. i continued to relish the legacy known has "half-life". won, metamod, sven coop, amx, liblist.gam, and of course gordan freeman, all of these had heartfelt meanings to me. gordan freeman, of black mesa ttest facilities, working in the anonymolous materials lab, all up until that fateful day in which the resinance cascade scenario.... well, im babling. the point is, half life, the "tony hawk" of pc gamings, was completely revolutionary. however, halo came along, the x-box with it, and tore apart the popularity of the miracle known as pc gaming. when halo2 came out, it stiffled half-life 2. the only reason this got front page, and all this support, is because after the low popularity of half-life 2, gamers everywhere needed some recognition. this flash film made gamers think, "hey! wow, another half-life 2 gamer! i think ill give it a 5! i think more people should like half-life 2, and i am helping out the cause!"
well, dont. while this had great graphics, and the sound effects lifted from the half-life 2/1 games them selves, this was ruined by such things as the generic matrix music, and recogizable icons as the death star.
fact 1: those are head crabs, not "raw-chicken looking things"
fact 2: head crabs go on top of your head, so they can control the brain from there. the bottom of a headcrab looks like a giant vagina.
i am dissapointed to say, that this flash sucks.
only funnypart is that g-man talks......funny