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Reviews For: TmsT's Duke Nukem Forever

(363 Reviews • Avg: 7.90/10)

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Score: 2
D-Kun

"No."

by: D-Kun
date: December 15, 2004

Duke Nukem is not a slow-pop singing dancer guy.

He is a gun totin' babe lovin' alien killin' toilet drinkin' stomp-a-hole-in-their-asses Bruce Campell soap opera watchin' guy.

This is wrong.

Author's Response:

"Oh D-Kun," murmured Duke as he rolled over in bed to face his lover, "I wish this moment could last forever." He then noticed the furrow in D-Kun's brow. "What's the matter, sugar?" Duke enquired, gently touching D-Kun's shoulder.
"Nothing," D-Kun snapped, flinching a little at Duke's touch. "I just... I just can't... I can't believe that you aren't as manly as I thought."
"It's okay," Duke consoled in those smooth tones that not only made great music but also won D-Kun's heart on that romantic evening. "Just because I wanted you to take me up the-"
"Just don't-!"
D-Kun turned away in disgust. Although he had gained the love of a great, passionate and talented man, he had lost a hero. The false image of Duke Nukem the gun-totin', babe-lovin', alien-killin', toilet-drinkin' stomp-a-hole-in-their-asses Bruce Campell soap opera-watchin' guy faded like the display on a dying computer monitor inside D-Kun's mind.
It was time to move on. Although his preconception of Duke based on the character that Duke had played in his computer-game days was a lie, D-Kun knew that they must both look to the future, where the truth lay. He turned back to face Duke for a second that seemed to last a lifetime.
The two lovers then embraced, lost in each other's arms, in each other's bodies, in each other's souls, fusing like two hydrogen nuclei in an explosion that would blast away D-Kun's doubts and insecurities forever.

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Score: 2
Metalgearmike

"Umm...Ok"

date: December 15, 2004

I watched the whole thing and I have to say that it was pretty lame. Duke Nukem was a butt-kicker not a singing wuss.

Author's Response:

What Duke does to people's butts in his spare time is none of my business.

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Score: 1
hoshyo

"lame"

by: hoshyo
date: December 15, 2004

duke nukem first game... sucked.. duke nukem latest game... sucked beyond suck. duke can suck my.... need i say more?

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Score: 3
Alumike

"Duke has always sucked"

date: December 15, 2004

Who cares if Duke nukem forever is not being made? It was prolly going to suck ass just like all the other ones have!

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Score: 10
ghetto-dude

"wow that was great..."

date: December 15, 2004

by the way i have cosmo's comic adventure for windows 98 or 90something still...*sigh* it was a great game...Duke nukem too

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Score: 10
hardcore2

"omg"

date: December 15, 2004

mad great stuff. ALMOST enough to help me hold out another 8 years.

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Score: 9
hyperblade871

"lol wtf?!?"

date: December 15, 2004

lol i liked it an doverall it was pretty good... but seriously... wtf? lol i oculdnt help laughing through out the whole thing... and what was with the old folks home? and the tear at the end? was that really neccessary?... but honestly... it was great...

Author's Response:

NO. It wasn't necessary. In fact, it was an afterthought that I ALMOST cut. But I left it in, and some people thought it was a pretty good capper. *shrug* Each to his/her own.

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Score: 9
Omega9999

"Somewhere, 3DRealms employees are waving lighters."

date: December 15, 2004

Great short, good animation and sound, love the Abbey Road reference. Can't wait to see the Daikatana 2 musical tribute.

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Score: 8
SouthParkFan92

"The movie is pretty good."

date: December 15, 2004

This flash film is pretty good.But actually I heard that they are releasing Duke Nukem Forever in 2005.I hope this is true.I like the Duke Nukem games.I have Duke Nukem 3D and Manhattan Project.Anyway this is pretty good.

Author's Response:

I heard they were releasing it in 1997. Heh heh. Okay, I'll stop teasing now. Thanks for the review, glad you enjoyed the movie!

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Score: 8
mootzy787

"wow, some people are dumb"

date: December 15, 2004

umm if you guys didnt notice, it was supposed to be a joke. i guess some people just cant comprehend irony. wow. I liked it, i thought it was friggin hillarious. here i was expecting to see ultra violent images and titties, but then i see duke nukem singing a beach boys song. very creative.

Author's Response:

omg duek iz not ghey omg u r ghey stop makeing duek ghey omg

^ That's pretty much the reaction I was hoping for, but it's also nice to see that some people, like yourself, can dig the irony in it.

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