Score: 9
"Have mercy on my soul...."
date: May 27, 2003
Sweet mother of mercy! You, sir, have successfully rekindled that dread which I had long since stifled...the dread of playing Maniac Mansion so many years ago, and running like hell to escape the licentious clutches of Nurse Edna...running, running, running, and knowing well that some morbid, hideous, sexually charged fate would befall me if Nurse Edna cornered me...to where my kid would be ruthlessly and sexually molested, even if I was playing one of the girls at the time...<choke>
RUN, WENDY, RUN! RUN YOUR SWEET LITTLE CURLY-HAIRED PREPPY ASS OFF, GIRL! RUNRUNRUNRUNRUN OH DEAR LORD AND LADY NO SHE GOT YOU...shegotyou, shegotyou, shegotyou...PRAY FOR A SWIFT DEATH, WENDY!!!
...<ahem> you made me laugh as you were dredging up my fondest memories, too. That's always important. Good job. Now, about that sequel.... :)
(Sheesh. Wendy and Razor going lesbian together would be pretty fun, but Nurse Edna? Gimme some Comet powder. I need to scrub my brain....)
Author's Response:
Your pretty wacky, but thanks!