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Reviews For: Pimp My Piece v1.0

(768 Reviews • Avg: 4.98/10)

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Score: 8
MediaCore

"*Thumbs Up* Thank's Dan Curtis Productions"

date: July 23, 2004

Now I can finally pick up the ladies in my pimpin' new piece. All thanks to you! (/end crappy spoof)

Like the few cheesecocks said, sure there are a lot of other "games" that have the same basic lay-out, but I can tell you put in the time and effort to make this work. So you deserve my 5; and I say that just to spit the assclowns who are all in this business to whack-off to brittany spears half naked.

(By the way the Humor and Violence are for the X-Mas/Cat/ and my favorite the dead Clown)

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Score: 7
sumosushi

"not that good of a game"

date: July 23, 2004

not to b mean or anything but if i wanted to play a game were i can pimp out a car, theres many others to choose from. ur game has nothing that stands out. the best thing i think was the music u can pick but they wernt looped well enough so it didnt sound as one whole beat. but if the music were looped real fluid i would have liked the music a lot more.

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Score: 5
DivineSlayer

"Bah"

date: July 23, 2004

Whoever is in charge of the front page has been putting a lot of mediocre stuff up there... Oh well this is okay not great. Graphics aren't as bad as everyone says. Just a bit limited. The misc made me laugh almost as much as the reviewers.. I felt you included some unnecessary things in your rant. You make the assumption that people are voting 0 out of spite. Maybe its score is lowering because more negative people look around on the home page instead of in the flash portal. I doubt it's out of spite... And people voting 0 because they think it's easy? Difficulty to make the flash is NOT important. I despise flash makers who claim they deserve a better score because of the work they put in. The final product is the ONLY thing that should be graded. Not the work. As I've said before, I could spend weeks making a piece of shit flash... and it's still a piece of shit flash. So it's gonna get shitty scores. That's just the way it is. And.. you.. DIDN'T make this for us? Then... why did you submit it? I'm sure you can express yourself just fine without submitting the movie to NG for us to criticize. You do it for free?? Wtf does that have to do with ANYTHING? In any case while I don't agree with insulting your reviewers, yes some may be asshats but you should just shrug it off, the flash is still decent. Not enough for frontpage but the person in charge of that seems to like putting up flashes they like versus what he thinks we might like. Selfish? Maybe. Maybe another hidden reason. We may never know.

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Score: 5
BiffTheTimid

"Not great, but not Terrible"

date: July 23, 2004

I guess it's both a blessing and a curse to make front page. I've seen it a million times. A decent but not amazing movie/game makes front page and people all vote 0 on it out of spite. Though I don't agree with doing that, I understand why you would do it. Your roid-rage rant isn't going to help, and may actually make people vote zero out of spite that you made front page AND are talking shit about reviewers. If you don't care about your game score anymore, I guess it's a good way to blow off steam; but if your going to do that, you might as well go all out and throw in a lot of swear words, racial slurs, and derogatory statements about midgets or something.

As for the game itself, as said previously, it was ok, but not great. It's basically Drag Racer Version 0.25. You've got two cars that you can "pimp out" with some decent and funny upgrades, but nothing super. And then - that's it, thats all you do. No racing, no nothing. If I were to give it a score, I'd probably rate it a 3 out of 5 on it's own without comparing it to any other similar games. If I compared it, I'd give it like a 2.5 if I could, just because other games offer a lot more. It wasn't bad though, so keep up the good work, and maybe expand on this game with another version with more cars, features, and .... fun. Don't give up. Peace, I'm out.

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Score: 6
NirvanaPunkX

"um....interesting?"

date: July 23, 2004

Uh...wow....that was uh...not tha great...heh. Well that was nothing like pimp my ride...except for the fact you have a peice shit car to work with...but you couldn't even change the body of it or couldn't fix it up or put stuff in it...you just got to choose colors...um it's ok though...(since i couldn't do any better) but it needs improvements...

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Score: 5
shnew

"Not bad"

by: shnew
date: July 23, 2004

I found it kinda fun. I thought the card-board body kit was tight. Nothing to go crazy over, but a solid little flash thingy

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Score: 3
MrFunDeath

"Turd"

date: July 23, 2004

What in the blue hell was that? Pretty good, by turd standards, but still shite. Not an original idea, barely pulled off. Come on! That could have been much more extensive and fun.

And about your little score rant: It's a fucking website, pansy! =P

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Score: 7
Zippo324

"Pretty Cool!"

date: July 23, 2004

I'm only 13 so you should fuckin shut your ass dude. You should fuckin be lucky I didn't vote 0 for your tard rant... But as for your game it is pretty fuckin cool! It was a bit short though and I think it would be a lot better if you added more cars and more customizable stuff like a slot just for body kits and way more rims and customizable height and wheel size and stuff... That would be cool but dude just shut your fuckin mouth dude....

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Score: 7
Davader

"Not Bad"

date: July 23, 2004

It wasn't bad for a small file. Usually people would put a lot more into something like this. This wasn't that bad. I suggest either making a new one thats bigger, and has more features. Also, either get real pictures or work on your drawing, hehe, i mean it was cool, but just something to work on. Now with the music. Don't loop a 5 sec clip like that. Try to put in whole songs if possible. That would take up a lotta space yes, but if you could actually make a more complicated flash like this and put in whole songs (fer example, a good carish song would be "Get Low" By Lil John [taken from NFS: Underground]) your ratings would soar. Good luck on your next flash.

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Score: 6
Kinshido

"it was ok"

date: July 23, 2004

I mean, well its no 10 or anything, but i do understand shit like this isnt easy and does consume alotta time. Not bad.

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