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Score: 7

"shut up fool"

by: spazza

date: September 8, 2001

um it was ok i guess but i think that it so could have been done better it took like 3min to down load it dont wast your time people

Score: 7

"Kinda Ehhhh"

by: TiKi-ToRcH-GoD

date: August 3, 2003

Ehhhhh

Score: 7

"Funny, but not all that great."

by: OnpaKaze

date: March 4, 2003

Made me laugh for a bit, but then when the talking floating head bullshit came, it totally sucked after that. No offense, since I can't do any better in flash.

Score: 6

"He hee."

by: dagger-happy

date: July 10, 2001

Pretty funny. The graphics didn't wow me, but it was still a good edition and it definitely deserves more than 1.94. God, I hate fat people, particularly those who say stuff like "there's just more of me to love", shut up and have a heart attack you fat hogs!

Score: 6

"Omg XD"

by: JanisChan85

date: April 29, 2005

I know some people like this. The ending could have been better, like someone could have come along and blown his fat head off his fat body or something. lol

Score: 6

"Weird....."

by: MasterMarioMan1991

date: December 12, 2004

Very weird, but a good laugh.

Score: 6

"hahaha"

by: tea-cozy

date: June 20, 2002

i dont know who lum is but i thought that was pretty funny anyway
a quick laugh

Score: 6

"Somewhat funny..."

by: TehLemon

date: December 9, 2007

But the wierd/strange parts kinda ruined the humor (by a lot as you can tell) and it isn't even THAT funny, sooo yeah.

Score: 6

"A guilty--but hilarious--pleasure!"

by: Nyssa23

date: July 15, 2000

Big Gays, I have to hand it to you. I was fully prepared to hate this short when I read the introductory paragraphs because I thought you were going to make fun of someone who might not deserve it.

BOY WAS I WRONG!! As soon as I saw Lum's unfortunate visage on the screen, I recognized him as the same sad loser we have all seen: 1) sitting in the public library with a dog-eared copy of "ElfQuest Module #978"; 2) hanging around outside the comic shop trying to get someone to play a role-playing game he invented; 3)standing around IN the comic shop touching all the stuff and whining about how the owner doesn't give him a good enough "bulk discount"; 4) in line in front of you at the Mickey D's ordering 6 Big Macs, 4 large fries, and a Diet Coke; 5) ignoring all attempts to get rid of him. In short, Lum is someone we all know & pity. Laughing at him in the privacy of our own homes is a guilty--but hilarious--pleasure. Good work, Big Gays! Loved the Fat Bastard song and the Dancing Idiot. Also, loved the Jimmy Hoffa head...but where's the rest of the poor guy???

Score: 6

"haha"

by: mikeyboy13

date: March 10, 2001

Lum the Mad is so annoying, he tells all this bullshit about crap he has no room to talk about. He needs to shut the fuck up and keep to himself (or lose some weight).
YOU WANT TO SEE THIS LARDASS?
http://www.lumthemad .net/masthead.php
OKAY THIS GUY IS SUCH A DORK, HERE IS A QUOTE FROM HIS WEBSITE:
"Founder of mmognews.com, back in the halcyon, salad days when men were men, women ran screaming in terror from men who were men, and ranters threw up hastily scribbled HTML pages with barely coherent opinions usually involving OSI and GMs. "The Rantings of Lum the Mad" quickly grew into first a successful web site, then a multinational marketing phenomenon, and finally, in 2031, supplanted the Roman Catholic Church as the most powerful political force in many Latin American countries.

Stung by constant accusations that fame had gone to his head and that he had sold out to Origin, Verant, Turbine, Glitchless, and the Easter Bunny, at the dawning of the new millienium Lum secretly journeyed to Kathnurgar, the hidden fortress of Rathamayana Buddhism in eastern Tibet. There, he met with the Jola Khan, who slapped him ritually and told him "yea, verily, removeth thy head from thine ass." Thus, mmognews.com was born."

Get_A_Life!