Score: 10
"And how, indeed."
date: April 18, 2004
Let me say, Mr. Magikoopa, that you are a very interesting fellow and that all of your movies are very well done, almost performed in such a way that I fall into the belief they are multi-million dollar masterpieces, and this movie is not an exception.
As I saw the letters "AGHDGF", I thought it was miraculous how they just stood there and yet so much seemed to be arousing in one's mind! But alas, I had only broken the surface of this amazing masterpiece. Truly such a wonder like this could not get better, but I discovered you could mouse over the letters!
In some sort of heavenly bliss, I watched as the letters amazingly flashed before my eyes, which were almost dancing in the grace of it all. Suddenly, my ears were pleasured. What was this wonderous noise eminating from my speakers? Verily, it was a great but short sound, but for that second, my ears were embalmed in the cool, calming sound of this almost scream-pitched tone!
But oh, this was but the first frame of many! After clicking, many beautiful images and a perfectly awe-inspiring soundtracked filled my eyes! Embracing me was the goatse man, a dancing charmeleon, or hark, even an old man dancing while holding his crotch! As I watched the near seizure-inducing movie, I was saddened when it came to an end.
This masterpiece truly and alack, does indeed deserve, no, REQUIRE, my 5. You are an inspiration to us all, and may god be with you.