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Score: 5

"wtf"

by: JesusHatesCookies

date: March 17, 2004

that was the oddest thing have ever seen. wow

Score: 2

"That was gay!!!!"

by: spectre827

date: March 17, 2004

Oh my god, was that gay!!! use those graphics for something else.

im scared for life now after see that!!!

Score: 3

"Nice Graphics. But dont use em in this way."

by: Jigganis

date: March 17, 2004

the graphics were great but dont waste them on this... I mean cmon. Gollum having sex with a lady?!?! Ugh....

Score: 4

"dude whats wrong with u"

by: tweaked4life

date: March 17, 2004

hey u have good skills but next time make it lesbos then ull be makin some shizz

Score: 3

"..."

by: Iainator

date: March 17, 2004

Dude that was really bad, the CG was well done but gollum looked like a bald lady, even tho the gfx were well done ill have to give this a BLAM, the idea was just too sick

Score: 5

"Uhm... sure"

by: tantoedge

date: March 17, 2004

First off, if you don't care for porn, this ain't for you.
Second, if you don't think you could ever get over Gollum getting sucked off, this ain't for you.
And thirdly, if you are a fan of CG porn, then by all means, watch this flick.

I don't really know how to rate this, so I'll be frank.
That wasn't the best CG porn I'd ever seen.
The animation was seriously lacking, and was totaly uninspired. The voice acting wasn't the worst I'd ever heard, but it certainly wasn't the best either.
If you're going to do something like this, do us a favor and do it well, y'know? Get some secondary action in the girls hair, get some more action in Gollum's antics and actions.

Lastly, you did a very nice job on the model of the woman, but not a very good job of Gollum.

Overall, the concept could've been funny, had it been a hobbit woman, or maybe the elf queen or something. How about a three-some between Gandalf (and his staff, bay-bee!), Gollum, and Frodo. Now that's comedy!...of a fashion.

Score: 10

"LOTXXX"

by: XkwiziTOnE

date: March 17, 2004

Thats all i have to say. You have done something new thats for sure - congradulations on making the front page and the submission......

Score: 3

"gollum look like michal jackson & the crypt keepe"

by: josh86

date: March 17, 2004

gollum look like michal jackson & the crypt keeper mixed.

Score: 9

"crazy"

by: cripg187

date: March 17, 2004

HOW IN THE HELL DID YA COME UP WITH THAT FUNNNNNNY

Score: 10

"fucking great"

by: deadman20

date: March 17, 2004

I always cracked up at the hobbit cartoon. and that just made it all the more hilarious. you are a comic genius!! more people should take their cues from you. and such great animation. really fucking superb