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Score: 4

"no humour? don't play..."

by: tripmino

date: April 29, 2004

stupid christians...following a book they don't know very well...and no sense of humour about their religion either, bloody wankers!

Score: 4

"Could use a lot of work there kid"

by: notyours

date: March 5, 2006

So, fun concept, as yes the bible contradicts itself over and over yet is supposed to be taken as the word of "God" So I enjoyed that aspect, however, it just lacks anything beyond that to interest me.

Next time, spend more than three hours and put a lot of thought into it!!

(No I am not a Christian, nor an Atheist, and niether of us are going to burn in hell. Next life time though, man you are gonna be hit by a bus or something lol ;) )

Score: 4

"IRONIC"

by: island1

date: September 9, 2005

This is actually good! IRONIC !

Score: 4

"Hardy Har Har!"

by: Crashmo

date: January 21, 2006

First off, yes I'm a Christian, so I might be a little biased...

But really, don't you think you should put a LITTLE more effort into a game about Jesus's life?

I mean, what actually happened to him was about 900x more brutal than this, and more creative. You should've started out with a whipping scene, or the cross dragging uphill! And then actually nailing him instead of there already being nails that you nail over (not sure how that works anyways :P ). Prodding with the spear could've been repeated to make him bleed all over, and then a separate button to finish him with it.

The misinterpretations of the verses were pretty lame, coulda made them alot funnier, and it takes too long to make the verses pop up. So all-in-all it got really boring after I realized that it only repeated nailing the same three spots over and over....

Score: 3

"Pretty boring..."

by: Uleaveinpieces

date: June 17, 2009

...dude you need to add some more options to it to make it more addicting.

Score: 3

"......."

by: Warforger

date: March 10, 2009

3 because you had the pair to do this.

I thought it was actually going to be offensive, but most of the jokes were so weak and stupid, in fact all of them were, that it was just a failure.

Even if you hate religion, you shouldn't waste your time on this.

Score: 3

"Meh"

by: HuggybearOnCrAcK

date: September 19, 2002

I suppose it's lucky for Aaron insulting Jesus is acceptable in our society. (mine at least) Ask Salman Rushdie about "that whole other thing" sometime :) Nothing special, it's no frog-in-a-blender. (If u don't know who Salman Rushdie is, look it up. Hey, try the internet! Wow! Not just for porn)

Score: 3

"You shouldn't do this to Jesus"

by: smokingstar

date: August 30, 2009

I mean Mexicans have enough hard ships to deal with.....oh wait the guy from the bible, fuck him. I could care less that this is about some fictional character, but it's still not that good. Would be better if it was like that Torture game but with jesus.

Score: 3

"meh"

by: l0rdy0shi

date: March 30, 2005

Good idea, could have been done better. More options are needed.

Score: 3

"Ummm"

by: HauntedV

date: January 10, 2009

Im not offended but how about more torture