Score: 6
"TIME TRIAL"
date: September 23, 2007
helo
I've decided not to take the time an artist needed to coplete a flash into consideration, because that would be wimpish and unmanly. So without further ado, lets roll this hunk o junk reviews
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SickDeathFiend
GRAPHICS: 8
convinving, shocking, gory, and by all means its the biggest advantage of this flash.
ANIMATION: 7
torture/execution/idaknow animation was very impressive, other animations were only ok.
STORY: 2
eh, weak spot, its basically an execution scene, no further data. some testing facility that kills people? you like dr. Mengele SickDeathFiend?
HUMOUR: ??? (0)
questionable. personally i found nothing to laugh about.
SOUND: 3
some ambience (or im tripping) but the sounds were definately lower class than the graphics. (they were weak and unconvincing)
BOTTOM LINE: 5 basically because the point is missing. gore by itself won't do.
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T0MMY
GRAPHICS: 8
b&w! dark, scary, well done. gives the flash a feel. a tad of violence (ordinary)
ANIMATION: 7
a few crappy scenes but the majority was v.nice.
STORY: 5
not the real bomb but you can tell that there is a frame of it.
HUMOUR: 4
the tiny pistol. heh. heheh.
SOUND: 6
accompanies the action and spooks you out, but also not an ear's delight. timing is right.
BOTTOM LINE: 7. its got all the components that it needs. it doesnt matter that much that they are not perfect.
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Livecorpse
GRAPHICS: 4
urgh. its sure colourful but... urgh... i mean peach and her breasts remind me of sacks of cement. and that is only the part of it. some graphics look even power pointish.
ANIMATION: 4
whell... they move like they were made from wood. need i say more? (4 for the blood)
STORY: 5
a dazzling story full of adventure and excitement, danger, fights and love (sex? who knows). no really, its a short story about mario getting laid DUH there you have it. (there is one unexpected twist of fate hoo hoo)
HUMOUR: 5
present, and actually smile encouraging. the voices have something to do with it
SOUND: 3
ehh i guess it was the aim to make their voices reeally stiff and computerish. other than that no thrills.
BOTTOM LINE: 4 - what can i say? mario is sacred and he never bangs less than 3 chicks at the same time, the 4 is for insulting his holiness showing him doing a princess/manatee crossbreed :P
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Ericblak
music 1 irritating
graphics 0 terrible
animation 1 appalling
humour 0 (unless random flying shit makes you have a seizure)
story 0 (green alien shoots something. you know, its always a start.
and the black dude seems to have some part in it too)
BOTTOM LINE: 0
it made me really angry for being so random and sloppy. i can do better in power point with the keyboard only. its so bad i feel angry at myself for wasting time to write such an exhaustive review of an obvious Piece Of Crap.
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COLLAB: 6
you will find something of remote interest here, and its actually a contest, so, you know, here it goes:
prize:
1st place : T0MMY 6mm Colt Mini + 12 pcs. ammo
2nd place : SickDeathFiend baby kittens in vacuum packaging
3rd place : Livecorpse a box of condoms and a cigarrette
the snake pit : ericblak 4 hours in it too...
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so remember kids, stay in school and don't submit shitty flashes!
zip0v
