Score: 8
"Wow. A bit lacking in the blood dept., however..."
date: March 27, 2001
But it was fun anyway. I hate that stupid Pepsi girl, and the only other game I've seen about her on NG to date sucked. This one is great! One of the most interactive experiences in the Portal, with some excellent graphics to boast. It was pretty damn funny too--the watermellon in the vege-shooter, the bigass polar bear, the horse taking a crap on her...great stuff. I do have a few complaints, though: besides the extremely annoying preloader, where was the bloodshed? There was almost none of it in this game. I was hoping to see esophaguses, large intestines and kidneys flying every which way; livers, spleens and pancreases splitting in half; skulls being crushed and grey matter oozing out; blood and muscle spewing out of every which orifice. Sigh. Oh well. This was a very fun and satisfying experience, though, I hope to see more of your work in the future!
Author's Response:
thanks for the good words! i'm glad you liked it! re: the blood-- i did have her eye pop out in 7up and she gets spiked and blood shoots out in mountain dew (hint: you have to jump when the bars are maxed out on the right!) but other than that, you're right not a lot of blood. (but she *does* get an enima in dr. pepper...;) heheh. thanks!