Reviews For: Jungle Cock: The Game

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Score: 10
DaVeB0T

"Forever a favorite"

date: October 6, 2008

I can't believe I haven't reviewed this before, but here we go. And I must admit, with 21,000 views, it sure seems underappreciated to me, with only 900 votes (even my fake hentai has more than that), no collections, no awards, and only 30 reviews. So to contribute to the legacy that is Jungle Cock, Here is my humble attempt to honor a game I find truly hilarious.

Now some people may say "the drawings are crude", "the art style is inconsistant", "the plot makes no sense", "gameplay is stupid", and "you are a racist peice of Shit". I say yes my good sir, and all that is what adds to make this such a fucking amazing game. This game is a mockery of all adventure rpgs, racist sentiments, and the fucking world in general.

It has somewhat of a truly unique gameplay, although when you find that for almost every stage the solution is the "Big Black Cock", the variety of stage types and setups, the dialogue, and inventories is sure to keep one entertained for a good hour.

I must say the endings are definately worth a few playthroughs to earn. The final one (however glitched it may seem to earn) was the FUCKING FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!! Well up there in my top ten at least.

I know the authors of this flash will most definately never read this review. But to the readers of this review: Give this game a chance. Let it into your hearts. Embrace all that is, Jungle Cock.

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Score: 0
grave7robber

":| wtf man"

date: June 17, 2008

are you serious. I mean really? i wonder if your race was switched you would feel bad. asshole.

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Score: 10
Hackedtothefuture

"Something so racist, it's funny."

date: December 5, 2007

This game is the most racist game I've ever played. And I loved it, you made something so racist that it was funny.

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Score: 10
TheUltimateEye

"Amazing..."

date: April 8, 2007

... Simply amazing dude. Funny as hell. It was so absurd in it's own unique way, and I really respect creations like that.

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Score: 6
LinkanMedia

"that's some fucked up shit"

date: March 27, 2005

I enjoyed it! Was funny but those monkey noises got a bit annoying after a while lol =)

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Score: 10
Darkninja666

"uhhhhhh...."

date: February 28, 2005

I want to be just like him a have a JUNGLE COCK!!!!!

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Score: 10
Mistah-T

"I'm so glad I found this on NG."

date: February 15, 2005

Now I can give it 5's every day!

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Score: 7
BOBO-THE-KLOWN

"Funny game."

date: December 17, 2004

I have always been a fan of your work. This was another awesome submission. Why not make a sequal???
Hey DrunkMagickoopa if your gonna fucking insult something why not give it a zero instead of straight tens. It makes you look smater than a mentally challenged 3 yr old.

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Score: 9
MorticiansFlames

"Fantastic and absolutely irreverant"

date: August 10, 2004

Most people are going to toss this aside as pure racist garbage, but it was just so much more than that... just totally explicit humor on how American culture seems to praise these kind of blacks and the stereotypes flying around. I *loved* the Silent Hill references. Some glitches here and there, but the game's sloppy style made it even more funny. And the monkey music.

Whitey chick got pwnt.

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Score: 3
Mp3Durahell

"ehmm"

date: July 1, 2004

First of all, disgusting. Second... not my taste of a game whatsoever. Felt cheap.

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