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Reviews For: Your Alternative Choice

(80 Reviews • Avg: 6.00/10)

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Sparks677

"waste of time!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

date: May 15, 2001

wat a peace of junk!!!!!

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Score: 8
Ethiopian-Fat-Camp

"This makes a point"

date: May 14, 2001

You see here people, this entry makes a point. A lot of the stuff being posted is growing old an non-innovative. Whats worse is, people like it. Take for instance the previous reviewer, calling it 'gay.' Unoriginal insult by probably an unoriginal young person who likes unoriginal flash portals made by unoriginal authors his age.
Not to start a war with whoever wrote that, but I'm just writing to back up Dan Malo's point. Which reminds me, don't review something with your opinion if you can't back it up.

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Score: 1
zestycrunchytaco

"The Heck..."

date: April 24, 2001

This was pretty damn gay. And what the hell did the bald guy say when the movie was about to end? Well, at least he deserves a zero for violence...

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Score: 7
slipivy666knot

"*Giggle*"

date: March 12, 2001

Dan honey looks like we r 2 of the same...
*cough* *cough* Smart Ass :P
Luv ya hun keep up the great work :*

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Do you love me? Please say you do. Wait a minute....I'm not pathetic!......hold on....yes I am.

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Score: 7
aznick

"wow cool"

by: aznick
date: February 13, 2001

you put all that into only 23k... pretty impressive..

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Score: 8
IgnatiusG

"Precision Craftsmanship strikes again"

date: February 11, 2001

This movie does what it sets out to do - show us what a movie might be like without the sex and violence that mature audiences demand these days. Like a steak without spice, sauce, or even juice, it's pretty dry. Good stuff, and a quick Download!

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Score: 8
Squeak6113

"A surprise, AND I LOVE SURPRISES!!"

date: February 8, 2001

I think I know what this guy was going for. He was showing us all that you can't make much in a movie without stick figures, sex, violence, and all that other stuff. If you hate those things, then watch this, it's the best you'll get.

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BINGO!

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Score: 1
DiamondWeeapon

"What the hell was that for?!"

date: February 5, 2001

Next time,ATTEMPT to make a good movie!

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Score: 4
williamrollins

"I tell you what..."

date: February 4, 2001

...I know the portal these days or full of dog shite straight from my shoe but its also full of condersending little jerk offs like you allways fucking complaining, How about I start making movies that complain about the movies that are allways fucking moaning, Get in the kitchen bitch and bake me some pie before I loose my self control and KILL YOU!

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Score: 3
DeeterMan

"Strange as it is"

date: January 15, 2001

It's definatly not a waste of time considering the size of the file. I gave it all around general ratings consistant with what effort went really into this. I did, however, give it a solid 10 on humor. I don't know why exactly, but I was laughing outloud when the cartoon man loaded. Call me strange. I don't expect to see a sequel, but if there is one...well, it'd probably start a small message war... It does make a point, but then someone else will make another one to make another point..(kinda like a loading screen for a loading screen) It's too much

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