AF2k: Tom's E-mail Archive
your site sux some major ass scince your cousin took over what is he gay or
something he needs to get his ass kicked for ruining your site
Subject: Stop marty STOP
If marty is reading this i just want you to know that you are the devil,
your movies suck giant cock and so do you ,you are ruining this site and
i hope you get lost befor the site is dead and tom can't fix it.If this
is Tom doing a big joke its not to funny
what the fuck is wrong with the newgrounds site? It used to be shit-hot, but
now it's just shit! Have you guys lost the plot or something????
That animation ruled dude, sort it out!!!!!!
godamn you!! what have you done you son of a bitch!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!
I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!
hey - where the fuck has all the good stuff gone? we dont want this bullshit u new guy - leave his old stuff on ata least for gods sake u stupid perverted wanker whatever u new guys name is! we want the good old original tom back! his stuff was worth watching!
what the fuck were u thinking when u changed the site the new one bites
cock so if u want people to surf this site then change it back to the
way it was ya cunt liken mother fucken tity suckin two balled
Subject: Hey you site is cool
Hey yoiur site is so cool just want to say that! But since this new guy mark
came it sucks! What happend to the cool assasin it sucks all you do is kill
Mark the new guy friends. The other stuff is different to! TOm Please come
back and make it like the old one
Subject: i have ta say....
i just hasta say that now that some new guy took over the grounds, its gunna suck. he took awaythe portal and i'm sure lots of people will agree it was a stupid mistake. that place was pretty damn awesome and i was there everyday. he fuckin changed everything around which was stupid of him, and i hasta say that stupid animation he put on the front page is damn retared..... it sucks munky balls, not the portal. i figure since u've been put in jail that that new dude marty will be checkin ur mail an in hopes he might find this letter tellin him how much of a fuckin retard he is for changin the site! u dumb ass! u mother fuckin prick! all my friends r pissed now too, but i'm the only one wit munky balls to actually type hate mail! it's the fuckin stupideat thing this dude has done! u guys really need to change it back cause if u dont, i seriously doubt u will get on that mp3 top sites thing....
bye now ya fucker,
what the hel* happeded to newgrounds it total sucks now and i am going to
tell allof my people to stay clear of it with a letter sent to teveryoine
untill this sight is 10 times better. what happened to assassins that was
cool. what happened to eveything else now this all blows. please write back
and tell me when you have better things on here instead of this stupid sh*t.
you letter fucker why did you change newgrounds you asshole donkeyballs fucker bitch you fuck your mother bitch
Subject: Marty taking over Newgrounds
Tom, I am a huge fan of your work and the work of other people on your
website, just thought I'd say that. Please tell me you going to jail is an
April Fool's prank, even though I am pretty sure it is, and that Marty is
soon to have nothing to do with Newgrounds. I'd think that you or whoever
chose a replacement would have chosen someone that's a little better than
Marty, seeing as he obviously has no talent as a Flash programmer, and he
has a bland and shallow sense of humor. He called the replacement for FDA
'gay boy' and is making fun of an obese person trying to skateboard. That
is just flat out infantile and pathetic work. He even said 'cause it sucks
monkey balls' and uses alternating caps, which indicates he is
pre-pubescent. I don't have a problem with younger people, but when they
say things as immature as 'sucks monkey balls' in alternating caps, it
sends a negative picture to them I think. (i WiSh I wAs CoOl EnOuGh To UsE
AlTeRnAtInG cApS.) Well Tom, in a nutshell, this is an extremely cruel
April Fool's joke, if it is one.
Subject: Marty sucks
what the fuck has happened to new grounds tell marty he can suck my big
cock and kiss my hairy ass cheeks. His shitty ass animations aren't fit to
retarded 3 year old who had his eyes stabbed out. And who's doing the
Quite frankly I could make better music by eating chili and sticking my
against a windowpane. The end result would probably be more aesthetically
pleasing than those gay swirly shirts and fucked up arms that look like
on. "Duh do de duh doo" What the fuck? If I was in one of those horrible
I'd be mumbling and killing myself, too. I mean Jesus Christ, get that kid
fuckin help.. I hope Marty falls headfirst onto a nail.
Subject: Fuck you!!!
your site suck huge fuckin dick!!!!!
Quit you low life piece of shit!!
Bring back the portal you fuck nut!!
Fuck your mother and your father and have a 3-some!!!
it used to be a cool site but now it sucks ass, you are the most stupid nerd i know and i want you to fuck off to hell.
Subject: newgrounds is now shit!!!!
newgrounds used to be my favourite page, until now,
when you idiot, ruined it all.
yes, you fucking marty. you are the one that ruined
dont you realize we dont want to see your stupid
videos that a 4 yaer old baby can make them better.
if you are a total outcast (you trully are) leave
mewgrounds the way it was.
Subject: what the fuck
For the love of god what has happened to your beautiful site! How could you have this happen, I had a ton of links to your page from mine to yours now Ill have to redo all of my site!!! please get this marty guy out of here!!!!!!!
Subject: ...pls read about ur site
where is all the old stuff like pico, the real assasin game and stuff like that. Now everything sucks.... thanks alot i hate the site now
listen to me punk, u're probably the retard that got Tom Fulp arrested and
took over. now this site really sucks dick. u can't run a site 4 shit u
stupid cocksucker. i hope Tom gets out and beats the shit out of
if not i'll do it 4 him
THIS RETARD MARTY IS A FUCKING LOSER! HE COMPLETELY MESSED UP THE SITE BY PUTTING THESE SHITTY CARTOONS ON IN PLACE OF HE REAL STUFF GET MARTY, THAT SHIT EATING COCK MASTER THE HELL AWAY FROM THE FUCKING SITE!
p.s. IF MARTY IS LOOKING AT THIS, MARTY, YOU ARE A BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK AND A TESTICAL SHITTING RECTAL WART, SO PISS THE FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING LOSER BITCHLOAD ASSHOLE! GO AND SUCK YER MOMMY'S WOODEN DICK!
sorry to hear about your cousin...I have a friend going through the same
thing right now...Please keep up the good work, although i have to disagree,
some of the portal movies were quite good (rainbo bright for example) And
please dont take away UFA..its one of the coolest games around...
What the fuck is this! I'm sure that sentence was the first sentence of
every e-mail you've received since this sight has changed to this 10 foot pile of
steaming monkey shit! Marty, your sad sad attempt to make this site a funny
inside joke with your friends has made this site more incredibly stupid and
gay than Richard Simmons workout videos (and from what I can tell you seem
like the type of person who likes to jack off to those) I was going to this
site to see the FDA videos (Mega Mix, Santa Dogg, etc.) and what am I
greeted by? DISCOMAN!!! What the fuck?! That's not funny! Why make a video
about killing a disco guy? Your animation sucks harder than a porn star with
a vacuum stuck up her ass! You and your friends are all gay fudgepackers who
probably, no no, DEFINITELY fuck dat ass all night long (and I mean each
other, not with women, although dogs, cats, and sheep aren't included in
"women" so you probably fuck those too!)
Now, I'm a reasonable guy so, if
you change this site back to the gigantic laugh riot that it used to be then
I won't have all my friends who do go to this site stop forever or at least
till Tom gets back (then again they probably already have stopped because
this site is more stupefying pain than a kick to the nuts which is something
you might no know nothing about because of your lack of testicles and
testicular fortitude there in. You know that you are the ugliest Mother
fucker, no no I'm sorry, FATHER AND GRANDFATHER AND UNCLE AND NEXT DOOR
NEIGHBORS DOG FUCKER I have ever seen and my friends agree, including the
girls who say they wouldn't fuck you if you had a check for a
$1,000,000,000,000 hanging from your fly.
Where did you find the time to be
so gay. You tried so incredibly hard to be as cool as Tom and failed
horribly. Another thing, is that your voice in these animations? If so have
your vocal chords ripped out then fed to the poor kids in Africa because
your vocal chords would do them more good as food then they do you for there
own purpose (hell they would do a fat guy more good as food then they do for
you!) Your probably wondering if you are reading this why I would spend so
much time on your faggot ass instead of doing something else like hanging
out with friends and making them laugh at my insults and other jokes but I
already am doing that so stop hurting yourself. We all hate you and there is
only one thing you can do to change your status from gay guy who many would
probably want to kill to a guy who still likes men but people don't want to
kill as much anymore and that is to change this site back to the way it was.
I'm so utterly and completely sick of you that I can't even type to you
anymore (but I'll still try to end this e-mail). In the immortal words of
Mr. T, "I pity the FOO who messes wit Newgrounds". You know, God sees this
and he even thinks this site is gay and is going to send you to the deepest
darkest pit of Hell.
Go stick your dick in a pencil sharpener,
A guy and his friends who hates you.