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On one fateful day, I was preparing for a one-week trip to LA when my day was ruined by not one, but two legal threats.

Two companies had coincidentally decided to come at me on the same day, and I was pissed. Because of this, I decided to once and for all establish an ARCHIVES page for all legal threats.

95% of all threats I receive are groundless. They are trying to scare me into thinking it is illegal to parody their stuff, and they are just wasting my time. I want companies to know that if they want to threaten me, they better have a good reason, because THEIR LETTERS WILL BE POSTED HERE. They are loosely ranked by date and how much sleep I am losing over them. Enjoy!

I hope companies will realize that by getting on my bad side, they are getting on everyone's bad side. Newgrounds might be a disturbing site, but it is a damn popular one. Get ready to piss off a lot of people if you want to get on my back. And don't pull any of that "this email is confidential" bullshit. I never signed anything - if you email me, I post it. If you contact me in any way, I post it. You've been warned.