"Hello my future girlfriend!" - those words will forever be stuck in my head, along with "I Kiss You!" and "Whassup!", two other catch-phrases that have become prominent on the web. Mikey is a poor, lonely boy with a mullet. His girlfriend dumped him, and has has turned to the web to find a new love. I hadn't realized that this site was actually two years old when I posted about it on the frontpage. It was still new to most people, and the response was insane - we instantly had a slew of Mikey parodies in The Portal.

Luckily, this was not drawn out quite as bad as some of the other trends on NG. We got a few really funny cartoons, and some that are just beating a dead horse. You can sort them out below!

Mikey's Comeback! Mikey is back in a big way! Along with the NG Crew and friends!

MIKEY -Own Worst Enemy!!! Would Mikey be better off if he wasn't Mikey? Or will he find his new life to be full of emptiness?

No Luck Mikey! Mikey is about to finally end his strictly cyber relationship, and meet his girlfriend of 1 year! One problem, he has to send her his picture first.

Wrong Impression: Mikey Mikey tries changing his looks to get a girlfriend!

Mikey meets the B Boys Mikey jerks off to some Back Street Boy videos!

The Mikey Collection Three Mikey features in one! Dress-Up Mikey, Beat-Up Mikey, and a full length Mikey movie!

Poor Mikey! Mikey finally catches a break and sets up a real date!

Dress Up Mikey! Dress him up with lots of fun South Western accessories!

Mikey's 4th of july date In the darkness of night, Mikey almost scores, but the brilliant fireworks light up the night sky!

Bill Meets Mikey Mikey is desperate to find a girlfriend and sets out on an adventure!

Mikey Gets Whooped Mikey gets his face smashed in!

Kill Mikey Cut off his head, burn him alive, or both? The choice is yours!

mikie gets a beat down Mikey gets his little butt kicked!

Mikey's Therapy Mikey seeks out professional help so he can get a girlfriend!

My Future GF Killer Blast Mikey out of the sky in this interactive shooter game!

Undress Mikey You know you want to! Now go take his clothes off, or put something else on him!

Mikey Finds His Love Mikey and Frankie Muniz hit it off.

Operation : Kill Mikey Better late than never, I suppose!

Mikey is trying to find a Girl Friend. But it's harder then it looks..