Telle Savales and his neighbor write, "Recently our next door neighbors cat Tabby was run over by a semi truck. Terribly the drive was loaded up on PCP and booze and ran her again and again. The drive fled the country to Mexico and is now suffering from bowel cancer drinking the water. As for Tabby she luckily surived. So our neighbors rushed to a Dynamics Facility in Ohio, yet they were fresh our of spare limbs and the scientists where all at a synthetic genital convention in San Fransisco, so.. Our neighbors took it upon themselves and packed Tabby in a Zip-Lock bag with ice and shipped her over to your Tokyo facility. Adding a super growth hormone to speed up the healing process, she overgrew her new synthesized limbs. So they equipped her with four modified Samsung 4201G crane arms, and added a biomechanical infra-red heat seaking eye, for those late nights looking for the milk bowl. Shortly after her releasal, the wet cell hard drive connecting her brain to the infra-red eye short circuited and she destroyed Tokyo. Taking a picture, I felt that the memory of Tabby should be a happy one. So I created a childrens book in Tabby's memory, after they put her down with a two megaton nuclear warhead. I've enclosed the cover. Thanks Cat Dynamics and no hard feelings."
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