Cat of the Week (03/02/00): Bionikitty Desert Trooper

Michael Helms informs us: "The United States undoubtedly cleaned house during the gulf war. How? you ask, this recently declassified photo explains why Sadam ran like a child. The greatest breakthrough in bionics, the 'Bionikitty Desert Trooper' was the eyes, ears, and muscle behind all of the expensive tanks and war planes seen on the news."

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