Semen?

[Superabound]

Has anyone ever heard of semen?

[Pantomime-Horse]

At 7/14/01 07:23 AM, Superabound wrote: Has anyone ever heard of semen?

Heh Heh Heh, I find humour in the sheltered life you must have had.

[Superabound]

At 7/14/01 07:26 AM, by_the_Motorway wrote:

At 7/14/01 07:23 AM, Superabound wrote: Has anyone ever heard of semen?

Heh Heh Heh, I find humour in the sheltered life you must have had.

It was a joke.

[Lurker-X]

Flowerchica told me that dairy products, lots of milk and cream, and lots of fruit can make your semen taste less horridly disgusting.

Mmm...that's some good semen!

[Pantomime-Horse]

At 7/14/01 07:41 AM, Superabound wrote:

At 7/14/01 07:26 AM, by_the_Motorway wrote:

At 7/14/01 07:23 AM, Superabound wrote: Has anyone ever heard of semen?

Heh Heh Heh, I find humour in the sheltered life you must have had.

It was a joke.

I'm aware, we did once seriousley have a 14 year old who didn't know what a Scrotum was though.

[Superabound]

At 7/14/01 07:58 AM, by_the_Motorway wrote:

At 7/14/01 07:41 AM, Superabound wrote:

At 7/14/01 07:26 AM, by_the_Motorway wrote:

At 7/14/01 07:23 AM, Superabound wrote: Has anyone ever heard of semen?

Heh Heh Heh, I find humour in the sheltered life you must have had.

It was a joke.

I'm aware, we did once seriousley have a 14 year old who didn't know what a Scrotum was though.

Lol, lucky bastard, i know way too much about scrotums.

Oh yeah about that other thing, i drink a LOT of milk, anyone want to tell me if my semen tastes better than others?

[Slynk]

At 7/14/01 07:23 AM, Superabound wrote: Has anyone ever heard of semen?

Has anyone ever tasted there own semen?

A few of my buddies are in a band called Captain Stiffy and his Seamen.

Just wondering.

[<deleted>]

At 7/14/01 07:23 AM, Superabound wrote: Has anyone ever heard of semen?

yea i shot some on your mother.

172 more!!!

[vdibv]

At 7/14/01 07:23 AM, Superabound wrote: Has anyone ever heard of semen?

That word's funny. I've heard of it tons of times!

[bomb]

At 7/14/01 07:58 AM, by_the_Motorway wrote:

At 7/14/01 07:41 AM, Superabound wrote:

At 7/14/01 07:26 AM, by_the_Motorway wrote:

At 7/14/01 07:23 AM, Superabound wrote: Has anyone ever heard of semen?

Heh Heh Heh, I find humour in the sheltered life you must have had.

It was a joke.

I'm aware, we did once seriousley have a 14 year old who didn't know what a Scrotum was though.

Scrotum's a cartoon puppy made by Brian Beaton.

[StephanosGnomon]

At 7/14/01 07:54 AM, LurkerX wrote: Flowerchica told me that dairy products, lots of milk and cream, and lots of fruit can make your semen taste less horridly disgusting.

My girlfriend read in Cosmo or some other foo-foo magazine that eating celery is supposed to make it taste like...not-semen? I don't know what it's supposed to make it taste like, but whenever I get buffalo wings I eat all the celery included. Celery sucks, but I'm not gonna shell out money for this stuff.

[<deleted>]

At 7/14/01 02:22 PM, stuporman wrote:

At 7/14/01 07:54 AM, LurkerX wrote: Flowerchica told me that dairy products, lots of milk and cream, and lots of fruit can make your semen taste less horridly disgusting.

My girlfriend read in Cosmo or some other foo-foo magazine that eating celery is supposed to make it taste like...not-semen? I don't know what it's supposed to make it taste like, but whenever I get buffalo wings I eat all the celery included. Celery sucks, but I'm not gonna shell out money for this stuff.

HOLY SHIT! they actually make that!

[altr]

At 7/14/01 02:22 PM, stuporman wrote:

At 7/14/01 07:54 AM, LurkerX wrote: Flowerchica told me that dairy products, lots of milk and cream, and lots of fruit can make your semen taste less horridly disgusting.

My girlfriend read in Cosmo or some other foo-foo magazine that eating celery is supposed to make it taste like...not-semen? I don't know what it's supposed to make it taste like, but whenever I get buffalo wings I eat all the celery included. Celery sucks, but I'm not gonna shell out money for this stuff.

funnyfunnyfunny...

"Mmmm!" she said, her eyes widening
in surprise as she swallowed.
"You're... delicious!"

She swallowed again, deeply.

With a little laugh, she shook her head in disbelief. "It's actually almost sweet! I could really get used to this."
A wicked smile crept across her face. "More?" she purred.

[Freakapotimus]

At 7/14/01 07:54 AM, LurkerX wrote: Flowerchica told me that dairy products, lots of milk and cream, and lots of fruit can make your semen taste less horridly disgusting.

And keep away from the broccoli!!!

[Shrapnel]

At 7/14/01 02:22 PM, stuporman wrote:

At 7/14/01 07:54 AM, LurkerX wrote: Flowerchica told me that dairy products, lots of milk and cream, and lots of fruit can make your semen taste less horridly disgusting.

My girlfriend read in Cosmo or some other foo-foo magazine that eating celery is supposed to make it taste like...not-semen? I don't know what it's supposed to make it taste like, but whenever I get buffalo wings I eat all the celery included. Celery sucks, but I'm not gonna shell out money for this stuff.

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"Mmmm!" she said, her eyes widening
in surprise as she swallowed.
"You're... delicious!"

She swallowed again, deeply.

With a little laugh, she shook her head in disbelief. "It's actually almost sweet! I could really get used to this."
A wicked smile crept across her face. "More?" she purred.

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[stoneskipper-42]

She swallowed again, deeply.

How do you swallow deeply?

[WhiteRabbit]

At 7/14/01 07:54 AM, LurkerX wrote: Flowerchica told me that dairy products, lots of milk and cream, and lots of fruit can make your semen taste less horridly disgusting.

Mmm...that's some good semen!

Especially eating srawberries. Being a vegetarian helps too, everyone knows we taste better. :P

[Shrapnel]

At 7/14/01 10:28 PM, WhiteRabbit wrote:

At 7/14/01 07:54 AM, LurkerX wrote: Flowerchica told me that dairy products, lots of milk and cream, and lots of fruit can make your semen taste less horridly disgusting.

Mmm...that's some good semen!

Especially eating srawberries. Being a vegetarian helps too, everyone knows we taste better. :P

Does this rule apply to women as well?

[WhiteRabbit]

At 7/14/01 10:46 PM, Shrapnel wrote:

Does this rule apply to women as well?

ESPECIALLY women!

[RaxaR]

i heard that weight watchers was coming (no pun intended) out with a diet semen, hafe the calories but all of the taste, so i assume bigrich16 will be investing in it.

[MonsPubis]

At 7/14/01 01:28 PM, A-bomb-anation wrote:

It was a joke.

I'm aware, we did once seriousley have a 14 year old who didn't know what a Scrotum was though.

Scrotum's a cartoon puppy made by Brian Beaton.

Speaking of which, does anyone else think that Humpy and Scrotum should fight to the death..?

[MysteryClock]

At 7/15/01 04:16 PM, raxar wrote: i heard that weight watchers was coming (no pun intended) out with a diet semen, hafe the calories but all of the taste, so i assume bigrich16 will be investing in it.

?

[Shrapnel]

At 7/15/01 04:09 PM, WhiteRabbit wrote:

At 7/14/01 10:46 PM, Shrapnel wrote:

Does this rule apply to women as well?

ESPECIALLY women!

My my my....

I'll have to keep that in mind....

::: Shrapnel furiously scribbles down in his notepad for future reference :::

[Im-Pinky]

I sure did miss a lot being away for a day and all. Why can't there always be insightful threads like this?

I'm glad I could also add to the convo without even being here.
^_^

[Shrapnel]

At 7/15/01 08:43 PM, Flowerchica212 wrote: I sure did miss a lot being away for a day and all. Why can't there always be insightful threads like this?

I'm glad I could also add to the convo without even being here.
^_^

Did you want some semen?

[Im-Pinky]

At 7/15/01 08:51 PM, Shrapnel wrote:

Did you want some semen?

No thanks, had my fill for a while.

[Flynnster]

Holy shit! Thats fucking awesome... and also funny as hell

[Shrapnel]

At 7/15/01 08:57 PM, Flowerchica212 wrote:

At 7/15/01 08:51 PM, Shrapnel wrote:

Did you want some semen?

No thanks, had my fill for a while.

Ok.

They'll stay standing by.

[bigrich16]

At 7/15/01 04:16 PM, raxar wrote: i heard that weight watchers was coming (no pun intended) out with a diet semen, hafe the calories but all of the taste, so i assume bigrich16 will be investing in it.

Why must everyone make fun of me? What did I do to deserve this? I can't help I am who I am. I'm just going to end it all, and when I am up in heaven, you'll think "Boy the BBS sure isn't the same without bigrich16. I wish he'd come back"
But alas! I cannot! For I will be in heaven, and it'll be all your fault!

[RaxaR]

At 7/15/01 09:47 PM, bigrich16 wrote:

At 7/15/01 04:16 PM, raxar wrote: i heard that weight watchers was coming (no pun intended) out with a diet semen, hafe the calories but all of the taste, so i assume bigrich16 will be investing in it.

Why must everyone make fun of me? What did I do to deserve this? I can't help I am who I am. I'm just going to end it all, and when I am up in heaven, you'll think "Boy the BBS sure isn't the same without bigrich16. I wish he'd come back"
But alas! I cannot! For I will be in heaven, and it'll be all your fault!

please don't, if you do who will buy all the weight watcher brand diet semen?