There's atheists, and angst-theists

[Lorkas]

Okay, so atheists are the ones who respect other people's beliefs what so ever. Then there's angsttheists who are either trolls are or angry teenage rebels who claim not to believe in God but who actually believe in him but are mad at him. Also angstheists believe that there is no possibility that they are wrong in their belief and try to prove the religious people wrong.

Which one are you? (Lmao I bet 10 bucks no one could willingly admit he's an angstheist)

I for one am 99% agnostic, 0.5%atheist and 0.5% christian.

[darkmaster962000]

Neither.

[POOPIES]

You realize that if religion exists, Agnostics and Atheists go to the same damn place when they die.

Why not go all out, and pick a side? They'll never be any proof one way or another.

[Victory]

At 11/29/08 02:53 PM, Lorkas wrote: I for one am 99% agnostic, 0.5%atheist and 0.5% christian.

Huh? Christian is completely incompatible with the other two.

I don't respect organised religion, so put me in angsttheist if you must.

[BFK]

At 11/29/08 02:53 PM, Lorkas wrote: I for one am 99% agnostic, 0.5%atheist and 0.5% christian.

that's pretty much what I am

[wwwyzzerdd]

At 11/29/08 02:53 PM, Lorkas wrote: 0.5% christian.

How is that possible? Do you just believe in 1 page of the bible?

[kris]

Since there's no way of proving either way, I guess I could be labeled as an agnostic, but really I don't care. Let people entertain or disillusion themselves (both Christians and atheists) in whatever way helps them get through life.

[Sensationalism]

At 11/29/08 02:53 PM, Lorkas wrote: Okay, so atheists are the ones who respect other people's beliefs what so ever. Then there's angsttheists who are either trolls are or angry teenage rebels who claim not to believe in God but who actually believe in him but are mad at him. Also angstheists believe that there is no possibility that they are wrong in their belief and try to prove the religious people wrong.

Which one are you? (Lmao I bet 10 bucks no one could willingly admit he's an angstheist)

I for one am 99% agnostic, 0.5%atheist and 0.5% christian.

If you're angry at god and secretly believe in him, you aren't an atheist. This is stupid and I think you just have a hard time believing that not everyone believes in your precious deity.

[kris]

Sorry for the double post, but I meant "deceive/convince themselves", not disillusion.

[TakeNoPrisoners]

At 11/29/08 03:08 PM, kris wrote: Let people entertain or disillusion themselves (both Christians and atheists) in whatever way helps them get through life.

Yeah atheists and christians are one in the same with their cooky beliefs. At least we agnostics are comfortable in knowing we're not part of the hivemind like those idiots. Lol.

[AapoJoki]

At 11/29/08 02:53 PM, Lorkas wrote: Okay, so atheists are the ones who respect other people's beliefs what so ever.

That's not a very bright atheist who respects a belief, no questions asked. Respect for a belief doesn't come automatically, it has to be earned.

Most of the militant atheist want to disassociate themselves from those atheists who "believe in the belief", and with a good reason. If you believe in a talking snake, I have every right to laugh at you.

[Yorik]

At 11/29/08 02:53 PM, Lorkas wrote: I for one am 99% agnostic, 0.5%atheist and 0.5% christian.

No, you are retarded because you clearly don't know what you are talking about. Every word of your post confirms that.

[Achilles2]

At 11/29/08 03:00 PM, POOPIES wrote: You realize that if religion exists, Agnostics and Atheists go to the same damn place when they die.

In Buddhism and Hinduism, people are reincarnated after they die.
In some Protestant Christian Denominations, all people eventually go to Heaven
In some Muslim sects, all people eventually go to Heaven
In Judaism, everyone goes to the same place (I believe)

Religion doesn't mean "Christianity".

Finally, I agree with what the OP said. Unfortunately, Angst-theists rule the Internet's Atheist population. I do sometimes have conversations with intelligent Atheists who don't manage to bring up the fact that I'm Catholic during a discussion about how much should I water my plant.

[solardave]

At 11/29/08 02:53 PM, Lorkas wrote: Also angstheists believe that there is no possibility that they are wrong in their belief and try to prove the religious people wrong.

Well I guess you can put me in your little group. Of course I try to prove religion wrong, with science.

[BFK]

At 11/29/08 03:07 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote:

At 11/29/08 02:53 PM, Lorkas wrote: 0.5% christian.

How is that possible? Do you just believe in 1 page of the bible?

it means you don't completely reject Christianity as a possibility

[wwwyzzerdd]

At 11/29/08 03:31 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: it means you don't completely reject Christianity as a possibility

I fail to see how it's possible to "kind of" believe that Jesus is god. Seems more like a go/no-go thing.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

What about the Atheists who actually don't believe in God, aren't angsty teenagers, but who are still absolute cunts about their beliefs and think they have the right to insult people from their shaky viewpoint? How about them? There are quite a few on Newgrounds.

[Lorkas]

At 11/29/08 03:03 PM, Victory wrote:

At 11/29/08 02:53 PM, Lorkas wrote: I for one am 99% agnostic, 0.5%atheist and 0.5% christian.

Huh? Christian is completely incompatible with the other two.

I don't respect organised religion, so put me in angsttheist if you must.

LOLOLOL ANGSTHEIST HAHAHA!

/caps

[TheSovereign]

At 11/29/08 02:53 PM, Lorkas wrote: Okay, so atheists are the ones who respect other people's beliefs what so ever.

Atheism is the belief that god doesn't exist, that is from the dictionary. It says nothing about weather atheists respect other peoples beliefs or not. I love it when christfags or morons that think that they can make a middle ground by calling themselves agnostic make up definitions!

Then there's angsttheists who are either trolls

Sorry, maybe instead of denouncing atheists because we have pointed out that they're no loving being that watches over us you could grow a pair and suck it up. If life isn't sunshine and rainbows that's your problem to fix, you can't just ignore it by believing some fairy tail written by primitive man.

or angry teenage rebels who claim not to believe in God but who actually believe in him but are mad at him.

Oh, now you're trying to pin atheists are emos, this is rich.

Also angstheists believe that there is no possibility that they are wrong in their belief and try to prove the religious people wrong.

Wait, so we have to agree with the religious? That's stupid! If you believe in something you generally disagree. You generally tend to try to prove them wrong, it's human nature!

Which one are you? (Lmao I bet 10 bucks no one could willingly admit he's an angstheist)

Uh oh! I guess you're gonna have to call me an angsthiest because I think things like intelligent design are stupid!

I for one am 99% agnostic, 0.5%atheist and 0.5% christian.

Go fuck yourself, do you know what agnostic means? It's not a causal from of atheism. No it means that you're a person that thinks that nothing can be known about god. There is no middle ground, you either believe or don't you can't be "0.5% Christian".

You're just like the people who said that man will never find the new world, will never fly, or will never reach the moon. Science has a way of figuring things out, it may take time, yes, but eventually any mystery will be solved. Only the ignorant (you) will say something like "That field of knowledge is unknowable!" or "God did it and that's all you need to know!".

[Xtesh]

Can we separate Christians into Christians and "GOD WORIORS!1!11"?

Because they scare most religious people as much as they do you.

[Sensationalism]

At 11/29/08 03:31 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote:

At 11/29/08 03:07 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote:

At 11/29/08 02:53 PM, Lorkas wrote: 0.5% christian.

How is that possible? Do you just believe in 1 page of the bible?

it means you don't completely reject Christianity as a possibility

Sound more like an agnostic. Don't they believe that it's possible that there could be a god, and it's possible there may not be?

[Lorkas]

Lmao TheSovereign settle down.

[platypuspwn]

99.9999% Christian .0001% Agnostic

[Victory]

At 11/29/08 03:39 PM, Lorkas wrote:

At 11/29/08 03:03 PM, Victory wrote: Huh? Christian is completely incompatible with the other two.

I don't respect organised religion, so put me in angsttheist if you must.

LOLOLOL ANGSTHEIST HAHAHA!

What are you laughing at?

I stated that you would put me as an 'angsttheist' because I have no respect for organised religion. Not that I would describe myself as that. I genuinely don't believe in God, I'm not attempting to rebel against my parents or anything naff like that.

[NewbleHeimer]

My friend was an angsttheist. He's now more of a very lax Christian.

I'm Christian, and I don't give a shit what you believe. kthnx

[Lorkas]

At 11/29/08 04:08 PM, Victory wrote:

At 11/29/08 03:39 PM, Lorkas wrote:

At 11/29/08 03:03 PM, Victory wrote: Huh? Christian is completely incompatible with the other two.

I don't respect organised religion, so put me in angsttheist if you must.

LOLOLOL ANGSTHEIST HAHAHA!

What are you laughing at?

I stated that you would put me as an 'angsttheist' because I have no respect for organised religion. Not that I would describe myself as that. I genuinely don't believe in God, I'm not attempting to rebel against my parents or anything naff like that.

No I was just being sarcastic. I was gonna post something like "But seriously blahblahblah..." Too bad it turned out that way loloololol.

[JaY11]

Normal atheist.

Not many people I know are christian/any other religion anyway, so yeah.

[OneWordName]

I used to be Angst-theistic, but I like to think I've moved past that. Though I guess that's for you guys to decide

Also, you can't be .5% Christian. Your just to much of a pussy to pick one so you decided you'd be a bit of everything.

[Iron-Hampster]

Vegitarians= The pussy version of Vegans
Agonostics= The pussy version of Atheists

pwnt.

[Sensationalism]

At 11/29/08 04:35 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote: Vegitarians= The pussy version of Vegans
Agonostics= The pussy version of Atheists

pwnt.

What about vegetarian atheists or vegan agnostics? Not as hardcore as vegan atheists I guess, huh?