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At 12/2/08 04:06 AM, KitsuneNoir wrote: It'd sure beat dating a really smart fat chick

But beggars cant be choosers eh?

At 11/29/08 11:16 AM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: Unfortunately I have standards and some intelligence is in there. Also I prefer cute girls to hot ones.

Same.

I'd have to say no. It'd be fine to fuck the person, but have them as a girlfriend, no. Stupidity is a major turn-off; I don't care how hot she is.

I'd give her education so I have the perfect GF

Dude, if she was that hot...

Whoa...

At 11/29/08 12:46 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: Duuureh.

I was waiting for this.

It is called being a total blond.

And yes, I would. Just as long as they are not like "Dur...bird fly...he he" and all drool.

At 12/1/08 05:35 PM, fallensoul289 wrote: as long as she wouldnt drool on me shit herself or piss herself of snap my cock off with her retard strength then yes yes i would

perfect answer

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a hot girl who is retarded!?

what a surprise (sarcasm)

Why do you assume Keeley Hazel to be semi-retarded?

No, because that's taking advantage without their consent. if you have sex with this women, you might as well have sex with a child, too.

I would. I don't think she will be really studpi. Maybe she just appears this way and she's okay once you get to know her.

At 12/2/08 05:11 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: I would. I don't think she will be really studpi. Maybe she just appears this way and she's okay once you get to know her.

Your missing the point, the point isnt that there is an off chance she is actually smart, the point is that she is in fact really fucking stupid. Its the entire premise for the question.

Yes, because most women say retarded shit anyway so it wouldn't be anything new.

zop

At 12/2/08 05:03 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

if you have sex with this women, you might as well have sex with a child, too.

fine, threesome it is...

At 12/2/08 05:03 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

if you have sex with this women, you might as well have sex with a child, too.

At 12/3/08 04:25 AM, gameguy151 wrote:

fine, threesome it is...

Fixed, i think...

Omg if it was Keeley I would totally go out with her. I had a phase about 1 year ago where I just basically stared and drooled over pics of her after I got home from school.

But if it was just some other hot but stupid girl I would be more reluctant. But I'd still probably go out with her, probably wouldn't stay with her though.

Well, as long as she's not an angry retard that kicks kittens. I'd hit dat. A heart of gold is a heart of gold, even if completely stupid.

Yes I would, because shes hot as anything else, plus shes so stupid that she thinks you're the smartest guy ever and wants to be with you even more because you're so "wise"....plus shes hot

At 12/2/08 03:43 PM, DaWgSOLja729 wrote:

At 12/1/08 05:35 PM, fallensoul289 wrote: as long as she wouldnt drool on me shit herself or piss herself of snap my cock off with her retard strength then yes yes i would

perfect answer

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omfg, I totally agree, and yeah I would date this bitch and be screwin her. Hard, idk how long it would last, stupid bitches naturally don't let relationships last very well.

Well i'd def sex her up. Probably won't marry her. unless she can make a mean sandwich. A sandwich that tasted like sex. Plus, i'd hate for my mate to be able to beat me in chess so marrying her wouldn't be so bad... Then again, i'd also like my girl to be able to add 10 plus 10 without a calculator. Or knows how to pronounce hors d'oeuvres so we don't get made fun at a restaurant. Sometimes, having boobs bigger then your brain can be a bad thing.

Most hot girls are retarded. Those that aren't have weird mental issues.

And a few are actually intelligent.

oh my fucking god, it would be amazing to marry a dumb hot girl.

she would be so much easier to control and warp. not to mention you could probably fuck her whenever you wanted. dumb girls are usually up for sex anytime.