Forum Topic: Hot girl, who is retarded?

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CashClock

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At 11/29/08 11:11 AM, Tramps wrote: Sort of. If she's that hot, then yes. It wouldn't turn into anything serious so it's just me dating a very hot, dumb girl.

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Hot girl, who is retarded?

If your reading this, then why do you care?

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I already did date a girl like that

The sex was absolutely amazing.

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Only if she was actually retarded.


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At 11/29/08 01:19 PM, DaWgSOLja729 wrote: Saying I didn't have a gf, I wouldn't go out with her, I would just plow her. Just to help, I'll submit my own smoking-hot-yet-retarded girl

i think i just puked a little

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i wouldnt as when you get older looks go away and all you will have is a retard


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Absolutely not. I would have a hard time holding a conversation with her. I can't deal with that sort of thing. I'm the type of person who NEEDS to be having an intelligent conversation.

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But... but... what if you're already going out with a more conventionally cute girl that actually happens to have a shred of intelligence?

Yeah, I'll pass.

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YEAH!
you could be like
"babe i need some money because we had sex" SO YOU GET SEX AND MONEY!
fucking awesome
and if she dosnt have money
BACK HAND !


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heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel yes!


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Intelligence over looks, because when you two get older those looks will go away.

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At 11/29/08 11:09 AM, DingoTheDog wrote: Keeley Hazel was the example girl we used, she is hot, but comes across as being semi retarded.

Her sex tape sucks


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Yes, because it'd be easier to cheat on her with a smart girl, come home smelling of perfume and fuck her with the explanation that "I fell into a perfume shop".

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If they're dumb they're more likely to suck your dick.

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one night stand? yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

actual relationship? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fuck You, Keeley Hazell is amazing.

I would treat that woman so right...sooo right....

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I got nothing better to do.

Sure.

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Maybe for a one night stand. For a long relationship no.

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At 12/1/08 11:41 AM, milinko959 wrote: Maybe for a one night stand.

What the fuck?

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I would because they are the most willing to give blowjobs.

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I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole.


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Hell yeah, but it sure ain't going to be a serious relationship.


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I would hit her.
Twice.
AT THE SAME TIME

Ill make a picture to go here later.


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At 12/1/08 08:21 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote: But the thing is, actually retarded girls really aren't hot. Ever.

Not if you have a 'tard fetish.


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At 12/1/08 04:35 PM, WhiteDJ wrote: I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole.

You wouldn't touch this with a pole of any kind?

Seek help.

Hot girl, who is retarded?

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hell yea, it b easy 2 fuck her and make her do watever i want her to do
but then theres the stupid questions that she'll b askin like
"ow come the polar bears wont come to new york and live here" or something like that


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Yes I would go out with her and everything but probably wouldn't marry her.


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as long as she wouldnt drool on me shit herself or piss herself of snap my cock off with her retard strength then yes yes i would

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Sure i'd go out with her, but i'd probably end up getting bored then dumping her, but the sex would be awesome!

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Advantage Taking:
"Sex now."
"What?"
"You heard me."
"What do I do?"
"Pants off, underwear off."
"Ok"
*does that*
"Now what?"
"Bed. Lie on it."
*insert sauce here*

So like, at first I was like "wuts a domane lol!11" but then I was like "lol i has un!111111111"

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It'd sure beat dating a really smart fat chick

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