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Posted at: 11/27/08 10:25 PM
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What are your favorite and least favorite types of jokes. I love fart jokes and Redneck jokes. But I hate cock jokes.
Posted at: 11/27/08 10:26 PM
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At 11/27/08 10:25 PM, Hogg-jawzz wrote: But I hate cock jokes.
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Posted at: 11/27/08 10:27 PM
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Hate cock jokes? That's treason!
On topic, I really hate "Your momma" jokes. Those were funny for a while, but now it's just stupid.
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Intelligent jokes.
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Posted at: 11/27/08 10:28 PM
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At 11/27/08 10:27 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: Intelligent jokes.
Yeah I hate those too.
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I love rant jokes, they're just so funny when someone is cursing. I hate unoriginal yo momma jokes. Me and my friends can come up with retarded ones (I pissed in your mom's eye; Step on a crack you break your mom's pussy) but the other ones are just old.
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Do memes qualifiy as jokes?
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I really hate British humor.
I'm sitting there watching one of their shows, and the audience pissed them selfs with laugher every time there's the slightest hint of a bad joke, and i'm sitting there going "What the fuck is so funny?".
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Posted at: 11/27/08 10:29 PM
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i like sex jokes the only jokes i don't like are bad ones and i agree yo mama ones do suck
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At 11/27/08 10:28 PM, RWT wrote: Do memes qualifiy as jokes?
No, but they can be used in jokes.
Posted at: 11/27/08 10:30 PM
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This. Fucking this.
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Posted at: 11/27/08 10:33 PM
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Cockjokes, most anime jokes (and JRPG jokes, by extension), Yo momma jokes, and cheap, lazy racial jokes. Fuck this shit, bro.
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Posted at: 11/27/08 10:35 PM
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At 11/27/08 10:29 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: At 11/27/08 10:28 PM, RWT wrote: Do memes qualifiy as jokes?No, but they can be used in jokes.
shitty, not funny jokes that everyone has heard 1000 times before
Posted at: 11/27/08 10:41 PM
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Yo Momma jokes suck ass. Newgrounds, in spite of yourselves, say some funny shit.
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Favorite: Hate to say it, but penis jokes. Least favorite: Age.
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I find the "guy and girl get in an awkward sexual position by accident and someone walks in on them" anime jokes hilarious. Other than that, I like pretty much any joke as long as it's original. I hate lazy, overdone racial/religious/political jokes. Naturally I despise Carlos Mencia.
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Posted at: 11/27/08 10:43 PM
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Soooo....is anybody going to give an example of these jokes?
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At 11/27/08 10:27 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Hate cock jokes? That's treason! On topic, I really hate "Your momma" jokes. Those were funny for a while, but now it's just stupid.
What's so funny about a guy's dick? I mean I'll laugh at a joke that make fun of someone one having a small dick but other than that I think most of them are a sick fetish. No offence but that's my oppinion.
Posted at: 11/27/08 10:45 PM
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I like dry jokes if used at the PERFECT time.
Posted at: 11/27/08 10:46 PM
At 11/27/08 10:28 PM, carbonwater wrote: I really hate British humor. I'm sitting there watching one of their shows, and the audience pissed them selfs with laugher every time there's the slightest hint of a bad joke, and i'm sitting there going "What the fuck is so funny?".
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Posted at: 11/27/08 11:07 PM
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I hate jokes about my sexual preference.
Posted at: 11/27/08 11:09 PM
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old unoriginal jokes you just get tired of hearing them after a while.
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Posted at: 11/27/08 11:13 PM
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need i say more to get the popular vote?
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Posted at: 11/27/08 11:23 PM
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Hate nerdy jokes. GRRRRRRRRRRR
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Posted at: 11/27/08 11:35 PM
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I like jokes that target a specific group of people based on their affiliations(like groups they belong to) (e.g. PETA, NRA , *insert internet forum here* users , furries,furry haters, republicans,video game players, etc)
Because those are the most hilarious ones. Also jokes about sex.
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Posted at: 11/28/08 12:27 AM
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i love all jokes
blonde, yo momma, word play puns, racist, sexist, jew jokes, little johnny, thats what she said etc etc.
basically anything that can make me smile, giggle, laugh, is a good joke
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Posted at: 11/28/08 12:53 AM
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I love people who just mindlessly repeat lines from movies and think they're funny.
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Posted at: 11/28/08 01:05 AM
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I hate Internet memes (IRL). One ginger kid in my school always shouts "Over 9000!!!", "Animooted", "I'm chargin mah lazer!", etc. all day long and it really pisses me off.
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Posted at: 11/28/08 12:35 PM
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