Dear Britain,

[UfaKefe]

Such a lovely 1776, isn't it? But enough of that. Us over at our little country are tired of your crap, again. We already have problems, so why are you making things worse? I think you guys should stop. We already have problems with anarchy, money, government and our militia isn't well funded. We need to rewrite our constitution and make sure we get it right and you guys aren't helping much.

So, stop selling your goods at cheaper prices, it does no good for us and stop giving the brutish natives guns. We have enough problems already! D:<

Sincerely, the 13 States of America

P.S. Tell the French to back off too.

[Mechabloby]

Do you want a hug?

[flashplayer5]

Dear UfaKefe,

You can have your country, we'll stop giving the natives guns, but we will NEVER, EVER talk to the French.

[AlmostDead1]

So you telling us to get worse as a country just so you can be better?

[RWT]

At 11/27/08 01:07 PM, UfaKefe wrote: Such a lovely 1776, isn't it? But enough of that. Us over at our little country are tired of your crap, again. We already have problems, so why are you making things worse? I think you guys should stop. We already have problems with anarchy, money, government and our militia isn't well funded. We need to rewrite our constitution and make sure we get it right and you guys aren't helping much.

So, stop selling your goods at cheaper prices, it does no good for us and stop giving the brutish natives guns. We have enough problems already! D:<

Sincerely, the 13 States of America

P.S. Tell the French to back off too.

1. Americans and Brits hated the natives equally.

2. The French were american allies.

3. They weren't states back then.

4. Who is this written to? The British? And why are you mad that they're selling stuff cheap?

5. You know very little about this, jingoist.

6. Ye shall be banned for remaking a locked thread. !!!

[UfaKefe]

It'd be nice.

[Rozner]

At 11/27/08 01:34 PM, UfaKefe wrote: It'd be nice.

What would be nice?

[Dogbert581]

Dear UfaKefe

His Britannic Majesty King George III of Great Britain and King of Ireland does not care what 13 insignificant rebel colonies think and will instruct his subjects to continue selling goods at whatever price they damn well feel like.

Hope you have a nice 1776 and a happy 1777

Yours
Lord North
First Lord of the Treasury and Leader of the House of Lords

[Dogbert581]

P.S What makes you think we want to talk to the French?

[blindone2]

Dont dis the british

[BobbaQ]

Shut up. Also, the day that we see eye to eye with the French is the same day that hell freezes over.

[SonicSheep]

At 11/27/08 01:15 PM, RWT wrote:

1. Americans and Brits hated the natives equally.

Ah, but we did sell the Natives guns for awhile to spite the americans

And just to fit in...
Why would we talk to the french?

[Dcombat]

lol keep your country Mcdonalds and starbucks is coming to rule instead.

[Revann]

On the 4th of July, 1776, King George III wrote in his diary, "Nothing of importance happened today"

I wish that came true. I'm sorry good Americans, blame your patriotic steriotypes.

[OneWordName]

At 11/27/08 04:48 PM, Revann wrote: On the 4th of July, 1776, King George III wrote in his diary, "Nothing of importance happened today"

So... we're just gonna look the other way on this one?

[Dr-Nefarious]

lol

[Bryony]

Stop whining at our superiority.

[TheTrooper5]

Sorry we're too busy having....decent comedy.

[MissingNYC]

i would've loved to be alive back then... all that ALE!!! woo

[Ledgey]

Since when do we have cheaper shit? America is liek, really cheap in comparison.

[LampFace]

Our economy is almost down the shit if it makes you feel any better.

[Mr-Money]

When you say 13 states, you mean the 13 bloodlines of the ILLUMINATI!! ! !

[m4x0]

dick

[oblirator1]

At 11/27/08 05:23 PM, VeinDigger wrote: dick

I like this guy, He makes his point clear xD

[RedDreadSky]

Dear America,
In response to your letter, we've decided to repeal the Stamp Act. However, if you keep up this nonsense, King George III will have to take action.

[RedDreadSky]

Oh wait, I thought you said 1766. Never mind then.