Your shower/bath routine?

[H-A-X-O-R-Z]

We all have our routines when we shower/bath, so post yours...

Mine's...

1. Go to bathroom
2. Turn on shower
3. Put on music
4. undress, step in shower
5. Bathe
6. wash my body
7. wash my hair
8. Put conditioner in my hair
9. bathe
10. turn off shower
11. step out of shower
12. realise I forgot my towel
13. use someone elses towel, try not to think about it
14. dress
15. brush hair
(16. let hair dry
17. Straighten hair)

[Lagamuffin]

1. Go into shower
2. Stand under showerhead for about 10 minutes
3. Shower Gel
4. Conditioner
5. Shampoo
6. Edn.

[N-Revantagonist]

1.Get In shower
2.Get out of shower

[Ghyfty]

Here's mine.

1.Get boxers (underwear)
2. Go into bathroom.
3. Bathe
4. Sit in shower until I want to get out.
5. Dry myself.
6. Put on deodorant

That's pretty much it.

[Prinzy2]

Put fan on 30 minute timer
undress
turn water to full hot until it warms up, then turn it to a reasonable hotness
jump in and get myself hot and wet
piss
self reflect
get hair wet and apply shampoo
turn pressure nozzle on and get rid of the excess grease on my face
get cloth hot and wet and apply body wash to wash my face with
get shower puff how and wet and apply body was to wash body with while the fan runs out 2 minutes before I'm done
rinse myself and turn off the shower
dry my hair and face
shave
Brush teeth
apply deodorant and cologne
Go get dressed.

[TheSilverGuitar]

1. Skip entirely.

[Lagamuffin]

That's what that smell is!
I thought something had died!

[Krbyfan1]

Get in under the water, lather my body, shampoo my hair, scrub my face, turn off water and dry off.

And I still take 30 minutes.

[CNRHKick]

1) Don't shower

[underandover]

1. Get in shower.
2. Take of clothes ( oh boy it's getting hot in here).
3. Start shower.
4.Get in shower.
5 Get wet ( oh so hawt).
6. Use soap, then shampoo, then skin care stuff ( I have acne).
7. Wash off.
8. Shower end.

[Ragnarokia]

1) turn heating on
2) go to bathroom and turn on the bath
3) clean bath before putting plug in at a good temperature
4) get a towel out of the cuboard and get my pajamas
5) get undressed and put my pajamas on the radiator, if wearing outdoor clothing put it outside the bathroom
6) add bubble bat hsolution
7) wait for it to get a good level
8) get in bath
9) relax
10) dip my hair under water
11) relax
12) dip hair again and then add shampoo and clean my hair
13) dip hair
14) relax
15) dip hair
16) relax
17) get out of the bath and shake excess water from my feet into the bath
18) open the window a little
19) dry my hair and dry from top to bottom
20) dry some more
21) put on warm pajamas and put towel on the radiator
22) go to my mums room and blowdry my hair
23) go to my room and get back to NG

It all usually lasts an hour maybe.

[sweet21]

mine goes a little something like this when i wake up in the morning:

1) grab my clothes

2)start water and wait until its at comfortable temprature

3)axe body wash

4)shampoo

5)get out of shower

6)dry myself

7)put on clothes

8)brush teeth

9) mouth wash

10) floss

[underandover]

At 11/26/08 05:06 PM, underandover wrote: 1. Get in shower.
2. Take of clothes ( oh boy it's getting hot in here).
3. Start shower.
4.Get in shower.
5 Get wet ( oh so hawt).
6. Use soap, then shampoo, then skin care stuff ( I have acne).
7. Wash off.
8. Shower end.

Oops step one is get in bathroom, In that post I got in the shower twice lol.

[Wtfpwn]

turn the nozzel to hot
get in
piss
think about shit and enjoy the warm water
grab the soap
wash my pits
wash my ass
wash my sack and balls
sometimes shampoo my hair
get out
wrap up in a towel, but dont do any active drying.

[solardave]

1. turn shower to 8 (nice and warm)
2. flick switch to turn it all on
3. let it warm up
4. undress
5. get in
6. scrub all over
7. wash hair
8. get out
9. turn shower off
10. dry off
11. get dressed.

[NeverHundred]

This is what I do.

1. get undressed
2. turn on shower
3. wash hair
4 wash body
5 make sure all soup and shampoo is rinsed off body
6 turn off shower, get out, get dry.

it's something like that, but really I don't pay attention to every little thing I do. It's a simple thing you do every day, you don't need to make a ritual out of it.

[Gaaz]

On college days-

Wake up at 7:00am
Get in the shower
Turn on the shower
Wash my hair throughly with shampoo
Grab the soap
Wash my face wtih soapy foam
Scrub the soat all over my body; including balls
Shower the soap off
Get out
Get towel
Dry myself

Done.

[CherinoGears]

1.hit snooze button 15 times
2. wake up
3. walk downstairs like a drunken idiot
4. go in shower
5. turn on shower.
6. make sure water isnt too hot,
7. if water is too hot i commence to yellin WTF!?! which wakes me up.
8. take shower
9. fall asleep in shower until i almost drown.
10. get outta shower
11. brush teeths.
12. FLOSS DRY BABE!!!

[Luis]

1- turn water pressure to 'glass shards hail' setting
2- bathe
3- wank
4- exit
5- get dressed

actually 3 is a rarity but i just wanted to be different in here...

[Jeffaro]

1.Enter Bathroom prepared with clothng
2.Put on music
3.Do pushups
4.Undress
5.Enter shower
6.Turn on shower
7.Bathe
8.Wash lower body
9.Wash upper body
10.Bathe
11.Wash hair
12.Bathe
13.Step out shower
14.Comb/Blow dry hair
15.Dry off
16.Get dressed

Thats it.

[TacoFreak]

1) Get in bathroom
2) Take clothes off
3) Tie my hair (it's long and I don't want it getting wet)
4) Get in bathtub (water is already there)
5) Wash myself
6) Get out of bathtub
7) Let wate rout
7) Dry myself with towel
8) Put clothes on
9) Get out of bathroom

I usually don't wash my hair in the bathtub, I just take a shower then and quickly wash my hair cause it's easier.

[crushy]

It could be good or bad from another's point of view, but my shower shoots out a ridiculously powerful jet of water that causes the hotter water to run out about 4 minutes into the shower, so it's usually a quick rushy situation.

[Luis]

At 11/26/08 05:18 PM, crushy wrote: It could be good or bad from another's point of view, but my shower shoots out a ridiculously powerful jet of water that causes the hotter water to run out about 4 minutes into the shower, so it's usually a quick rushy situation.

Anytime ive ever been to europe the water pressure is absolute shit.

[Prinzy2]

At 11/26/08 05:19 PM, Luis wrote: Anytime ive ever been to europe the water pressure is absolute shit.

I thought it had more to do with the shower head than the plumbing?

I use to have a great shower head that shot out little needles, it actually hurt when I came back from a week of holidays where the pressure was shit.

Now I have that POS massager head, what a waste of money.

[Ghyfty]

At 11/26/08 05:19 PM, Luis wrote: Anytime ive ever been to europe the water pressure is absolute shit.

The water probably knew you was American.

[Luis]

At 11/26/08 05:27 PM, Ghyfty wrote:

At 11/26/08 05:19 PM, Luis wrote: Anytime ive ever been to europe the water pressure is absolute shit.

The water probably knew you was American

lmao... yeah it also tried to blow up on me.

[JaY11]

1. Go to bathroom.
2. Run bath.
3. Go on laptop/xbox while waiting.
4. Add bubbles to bath.
5. Get in bath.
6. Wash hair.
7. Wash body.
8. Climb out.
9. Dry self with towel.
10. Get boxer shorts on.
11. Go back on laptop/xbox.
12. Repeat on weekly basis.

[solardave]

At 11/26/08 05:19 PM, Luis wrote:
Anytime ive ever been to europe the water pressure is absolute shit.

That is cause we just funnel it from the drains on the roof.

[nymphoid]

shampoo, conditioner, face wash, body wash
the end

it says "shower/bath routine", not "diary of your manscaping escapades"

[jewdudewtf]

1. Go to bathroom
2. Undress and use toilet.
3. Get in shower, turn on water.
4. Wet hair, apply Shampoo/ Conditioner
5. Wet body, apply soap
6. Rinse off
7. Dry