Homophobic children at school.

[Thegluestickman]

The other day I was in class, I needed to go to the bathroom. So I'm on my way I walk in there are two guys on opposite ends. Seeing how there are two urinals open I go to use one and the guy beside is like

"EWWW DUDE, We have a rule at this school. You go every other urinal, I know your new to this school (Moved too my town two years ago) but you should now"

I was like what the fuck? Who cares it's not like I'm looking or anything.

Discuss.

[Ragnarokia]

I would have looked down and said his penis is shit and I wouldn't suck it if he payed me to. See how he reacted then.

I hate homophobic shits, dont care about that rule if I were you I would do everything that they hated. They all deserve to die.

[maddskill]

there obviously gay and don't want any risk of being caught staring at your dick, so they made that rule.

[Britkid]

Time-honoured rule of urinals. Have you never played the urinal game?

I myself find the whole thing a bit disgusting. It's just the awkward standing there, and you can see someone waving their revolting chode around in your peripheral vision. Not nice.

[EpicFail]

Doesn't happen at my school, the main bathroom for men only has two urinals, and I am not worried about people looking.
People are only afraid to look at the other persons dick only if they know they have the smaller one anyways. So I have nothing to worry about.

[punk546]

At 11/26/08 03:58 PM, Thegluestickman wrote: The other day I was in class, I needed to go to the bathroom. So I'm on my way I walk in there are two guys on opposite ends. Seeing how there are two urinals open I go to use one and the guy beside is like

"EWWW DUDE, We have a rule at this school. You go every other urinal, I know your new to this school (Moved too my town two years ago) but you should now"

I was like what the fuck? Who cares it's not like I'm looking or anything.

Discuss.

Punch his dick next time. he will be so afraid and in so much pain he will run out with his junk hanging out, pissing all over himself while the other kids laugh at him.

[Lost-Chances]

"Don't worry, I'll only give you a hand-job".

[flaws]

You should have pulled your pants all the way down and asked to compare sizes.

[Thegluestickman]

At 11/26/08 04:13 PM, flaws wrote: You should have pulled your pants all the way down and asked to compare sizes.

At 11/26/08 04:12 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: "Don't worry, I'll only give you a hand-job".

Oh Newgrounds <3

[Ghyfty]

What grade are you in? If you're 13, it should be typical for them to say that.

[H-A-X-O-R-Z]

No I'm sorry, it's a rule, you never stand next to another dude...

if there's 3, you never use the middle one...

[m4x0]

You touched him, didnt you?

[Pons-Aelius]

You NEVER stand next to someone at a urinal.

NEVER

[sirtom93]

Our toilets are so small we literally have 10 pissing in the same urinal.

[Prinzy2]

Ok, if there is five urinals and there are people at each end, use the middle one. It's just courtesy, I hate it when people get in my personal bubble when there is tons of room never mind when there are twenty urinals not being used. Just move the fuck down.

[CNRHKick]

I'm homophobic, but not THAT homophobic.

I can understand if there are four urinals, and the two end ones are taken, than you have to take one next to someone. The person you went next to obviously couldn't comprehend that.

I also agree to the every other urinal rule to a certain extent.
You do need space in between cocks. They should make stalls 2 feet apart from each other.

[Winned]

Well, you should have made a more interesting response. That would have made the topic interesting. Anyway, for future practice try playing the Urinal game.

[Thegluestickman]

At 11/26/08 04:22 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Ok, if there is five urinals and there are people at each end, use the middle one. It's just courtesy, I hate it when people get in my personal bubble when there is tons of room never mind when there are twenty urinals not being used. Just move the fuck down.

There are 4 urinals and two were occupied. Now there are two left. Take that rule into consideration and now what are you going to do? I mean if there was a fifth one that would be different but I'm not going to wait until someone is finished because of homophobic children.

[Dromedary]

You shoud've torn the Urinal off the wall, and smacked him around the head with it. While he is down, bite his cock off, and make it into a necklace.

[Fleshlight]

what's your problem? i know i wouldn't want to smell the aroma of another man's cock drippings. you're basically trying to come onto the guy you stood next to because your urine contains a lot of male hormone.

[punk546]

another idea. piss on him next time. or stand behind him while he is using the urinal. when he asks what your doing. Just say "im waiting in line. i dont want to look at your gay cock"

[mwmike]

I think homophobic kids are complete twats, though that story doesn't mean that they're homophobic. Saying that you should go into the urinal that isn't next to them isn't homophobic. Being disrespectful, abusive or treating people differently because of their sexuality is homophobia.

[Adio]

At 11/26/08 04:00 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: I would have looked down and said his penis is shit and I wouldn't suck it if he payed me to. See how he reacted then.

I hate homophobic shits, dont care about that rule if I were you I would do everything that they hated. They all deserve to die.

I'm all for freedom of speech and all that. But people should learn to keep their opinions to themselves when it comes to being gay. I personally don't have a problem with it, but I'm sick of seeing my gay friend being bashed. (Also, sick of getting pushed around because I'm bi.)

[Fyndir]

At 11/26/08 04:16 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: No I'm sorry, it's a rule, you never stand next to another dude...

if there's 3, you never use the middle one...

Stop being such a fucking child.

Honestly, it's just a dick, it doesn't matter where you stand, just piss, wash and get the fuck out.

[flashplayer5]

The unwritten law of urinals is that you must leave at least one urinal between you and the other person. You broke that law, therefore you have no right to complain when someone reminds you of the sacred code of urinal usage. Shun the lawbreaker.

[Dromedary]

At 11/26/08 04:36 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: The unwritten law of urinals is that you must leave at least one urinal between you and the other person. You broke that law, therefore you have no right to complain when someone reminds you of the sacred code of urinal usage. Shun the lawbreaker.

SHUN THE LAWBRAKER! SHUNNNNNN!

We're on a bridge, charlieee!

[Prinzy2]

At 11/26/08 04:26 PM, Thegluestickman wrote: There are 4 urinals and two were occupied. Now there are two left. Take that rule into consideration and now what are you going to do? I mean if there was a fifth one that would be different but I'm not going to wait until someone is finished because of homophobic children.

Well in that case you pick which guy you think is prettiest and snuggle up. Sounds like you did just that, good work.

[Thegluestickman]

At 11/26/08 04:28 PM, Fleshlight wrote: what's your problem? i know i wouldn't want to smell the aroma of another man's cock drippings. you're basically trying to come onto the guy you stood next to because your urine contains a lot of male hormone.

Nothing, I'm not trying to get near this kid. I just wanna piss and get back to class.

[RWT]

At 11/26/08 04:34 PM, Fyndir wrote:

At 11/26/08 04:16 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: No I'm sorry, it's a rule, you never stand next to another dude...

if there's 3, you never use the middle one...

Stop being such a fucking child.

Honestly, it's just a dick, it doesn't matter where you stand, just piss, wash and get the fuck out.

Washing is a no also.

[CanadianSnowman]

If there is more than two urnals and a few of them are free try to spread yourself out as much as possible, nobody feels very confortable with someone, anyone standing beside them when they're trying to be private.

It has nothing to do with sexual orientation.