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Posted at: 11/26/08 04:37 AM
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this cat and me, we've gotten down for 4 about now. i taught him how to smoke weed (not by force either he just like to kicks it with me when i smoke). he always kicks it with me, sleeps on my bed by my feet, sits on my lap when im watching tv. he even dislikes my brother, i dislike my brother too. hes a fat lazy ass, but so am i (belay the fat part).
would you say hes a cool cat?
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Posted at: 11/26/08 04:48 AM
At 11/26/08 04:44 AM, RadioactiveRabbit wrote: So you fuck it?
nah thats some faggot beastiality bullshit there. i don't fuck my cat, we cool but not like that. but i got him when he was kitten so we bonded good since he only kicks it with me in the family (sometimes my mom)
Posted at: 11/26/08 05:22 AM
Oh i mean me and my cat been getting down for about 4 years now.
Posted at: 11/26/08 06:40 AM
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At 11/26/08 05:22 AM, FullClip92 wrote: Oh i mean me and my cat been getting down for about 4 years now.
Down on the floor naked.
Posted at: 11/26/08 06:41 AM
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That's awesome, I wish I had a cat sidekick.
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Posted at: 11/26/08 06:44 AM
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He's cool for cats.
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Posted at: 11/26/08 06:46 AM
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I have a cat, he's like twelve years old, he's getting to the age where he's useless... he'll be dead before the apocalypse. I'll miss the little bastard, we have some good adventures though.
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Posted at: 11/26/08 07:07 AM
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At 11/26/08 04:48 AM, FullClip92 wrote: At 11/26/08 04:44 AM, RadioactiveRabbit wrote: So you fuck it?nah thats some faggot beastiality bullshit there. i don't fuck my cat, we cool but not like that. but i got him when he was kitten so we bonded good since he only kicks it with me in the family (sometimes my mom)
holy shit! cat and mom threeway, awesome job
Think about this; think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.
Posted at: 11/26/08 07:09 AM
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At 11/26/08 04:48 AM, FullClip92 wrote: nah thats some faggot beastiality bullshit there. i don't fuck my cat, we cool but not like that. but i got him when he was kitten so we bonded good since he only kicks it with me in the family (sometimes my mom)
Oh wait till she has kittens that aren't exactly cat... won't that be a surprise to both of you. Maybe you better learn to determine a male's genitals from a female's. xD
Awesome stuff!
Posted at: 11/26/08 07:12 AM
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You've been going down on your cat for 4 years now. Sick fuck.
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Posted at: 11/26/08 07:13 AM
Ok you bunch of sick fucks (including myself), we should be ashamed of ourselves. Turning a thread like this into something that involves sex as usual. Let's act mature for once and actually discuss what the OP wanted us to discuss.
Dude, your cat looks awesome.
Posted at: 11/26/08 07:22 AM
At 11/26/08 07:13 AM, ShortMonkey wrote: Ok you bunch of sick fucks (including myself), we should be ashamed of ourselves. Turning a thread like this into something that involves sex as usual. Let's act mature for once and actually discuss what the OP wanted us to discuss. Dude, your cat looks awesome.
I didn't make any sexual references in this thread. I was very proud of myself. P-p-p-p-penis!!! I knew it couldn't last.
Posted at: 11/26/08 07:23 AM
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Cool cat but I doubt it's healthy for it to get high.
Posted at: 11/26/08 07:24 AM
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i was just thinking that when i read the first sentence. Damn im a sick fuck
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Posted at: 11/26/08 07:25 AM
FullClip92 unzips his pants and whips out his tiny dick and SHOVES it up his cat's ass. The cat is meowing for help, but to no avail as FullClip92 takes a shit in it's mouth. He is pounding his small fucking cock into his cat's ass and UNLOADS A FULL CLIP OF JIZZ into the cat's intestines.
The cat died. The End.
Posted at: 11/26/08 07:32 AM
At 11/26/08 07:25 AM, Sekhem wrote: FullClip92 unzips his pants and whips out his tiny dick and SHOVES it up his cat's ass. The cat is meowing for help, but to no avail as FullClip92 takes a shit in it's mouth. He is pounding his small fucking cock into his cat's ass and UNLOADS A FULL CLIP OF JIZZ into the cat's intestines. The cat died. The End.
You have a way with would, such artistic elegance. You should write fan fictions...
Posted at: 11/26/08 07:33 AM
At 11/26/08 07:32 AM, NeverHundred wrote: At 11/26/08 07:25 AM, Sekhem wrote: He is pounding his small fucking cock into his cat's ass and UNLOADS A FULL CLIP OF JIZZ into the cat's intestines. The cat died. The End.You have a way with would, such artistic elegance.
At 11/26/08 07:25 AM, Sekhem wrote:
Novels based on true life experiences always seem to be succesful...
Posted at: 11/26/08 07:37 AM
At 11/26/08 07:33 AM, ShortMonkey wrote: At 11/26/08 07:32 AM, NeverHundred wrote: At 11/26/08 07:25 AM, Sekhem wrote: He is pounding his small fucking cock into his cat's ass and UNLOADS A FULL CLIP OF JIZZ into the cat's intestines. The cat died. The End.You have a way with would, such artistic elegance.Novels based on true life experiences always seem to be succesful...
I also find that using the correct woulds is a great way to start when writing a story.
Posted at: 11/26/08 07:40 AM
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A cool cat? I doubt a cat could smoke weed and still live to meow the tale.
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Posted at: 11/26/08 07:41 AM
At 11/26/08 07:40 AM, Aci6 wrote: A cool cat? I doubt a cat could smoke weed and still live to meow the tale.
Weed is pretty much harmless. And cats love there catnip, they're the druggies of the animal world.
Posted at: 11/26/08 07:47 AM
At 11/26/08 07:32 AM, NeverHundred wrote: You have a way with would, such artistic elegance. You should write fan fictions...
I do write fanfictions. A lot in fact. Fanfiction.net hosts a lot of my fine stories.
Posted at: 11/26/08 08:02 AM
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At 11/26/08 04:37 AM, FullClip92 wrote: would you say hes a cool cat?
Not as cool as mine but sure.
Posted at: 11/26/08 08:33 AM
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At 11/26/08 07:41 AM, NeverHundred wrote: Weed is pretty much harmless.
I don't know about cats, but that's pretty much the most uninformed statement I've ever heard. You sound like one of those people who do drugs and deny that any drug (including tobacco, caffeine and alcohol) can have a negative effect on your life.
I know people who have thrown their lives away because of weed and I know one person who died because of his use - he developed schizophrenia and jumped off a bridge, because of his illusions.
Posted at: 11/26/08 08:47 AM
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At 11/26/08 08:33 AM, StationToStation wrote:
Hows the weather all the way up there on your high horse?
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Posted at: 11/26/08 08:49 AM
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There seems to be a lot of 'kicking' going on.
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Posted at: 11/26/08 08:52 AM
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I would say that while pleasant for you, it kind of hurts the cat to kick it.
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Posted at: 11/26/08 08:56 AM
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Cat smoking weed? Fucking awesome.
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Posted at: 11/26/08 09:41 AM
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Truth
:a funny cat, not cool
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Posted at: 11/26/08 09:44 AM
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A cat that smokes weed with you...yeah, I'd say you have yourself the coolest cat i the world right there.
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Posted at: 11/26/08 09:52 AM
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Dogs are better, there hardcore and would kill anything and go anywhere. >:D
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