The Newgrounds Top Gear Alliance;

[ArmouredGRIFFON]

Top gear, one of the greatest programmes on BBC Television, if not one of the greatest shows... In the world.

Yes it is a common British tradition to come home on a Sunday evening looking forward to the adventures of Sir Clarkson and his fellow knights of the passenger seat; This club is in entity dedicated to them and there show.

May You Be British
May You Be American
May You Be Chinese
May You Be Vietnamese

Here we are all accepted as, chaps of the show if you watch it however if you for one do not like, and or watch the show.

Or you think that the warehouse was NOT infact burnt down by Fifth Gears wretched doing. Then you can certainlyGet The Fuck Out my friend.. Also another rule is that there is no aspect of 'ranks', here we are all equal.

So just to make this clear acknowledge there can only ever be;
One Jeremy;
One Hammond;
One May. And certainly there have been two Stigs but one 'died' but guess what! 2-1=1!

Otherwise feel free to discuss, debate, or review anything car related centred around top gear?

What Top Gear Challenges might you like to see for example?

I officially declare this club, open!

Now time for dinner.

[Friar-Bellend]

Nice, you blew the first thread with your shitty spelling of 'Allience'.

But i forgive you <3

I still can't believe the Veyron was 5th on the power lap times, 1001hp should of put the Veyron way on the top of the times. Jezza's theory of POWER didn't seem to work :(

[ArmouredGRIFFON]

Indeed I reckon, that if the Veyron was abit more agressive around the track, it would have been a blitz around the laptimes. Generally speaking the faster cars are VERY all guns loose cannon when it comes to cornering, I think that the Veyron if it's spoiler had been taken down, would have set a better lap time as a statement.

I'm no car expert, but the way the Lamborghini's tend to dance around the track, as opposed to lets say the Koenigsegg CCX (Spoiler) which are much more volatile pieces of machinery. There has to be some comparison between the Pagani and the Veyron.

[ArmouredGRIFFON]

Mmmmm yes The last episode of Top Gear was rather dull towords the end I found, but the way he shoo'd off that american!

Classic!

Shame about the eco-freak though.

[Coop83]

At 11/25/08 01:13 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: Yes it is a common British tradition to come home on a Sunday evening looking forward to the adventures of Sir Clarkson and his fellow knights of the passenger seat; This club is in entity dedicated to them and there show.

While I agree with the sentiment of the club, I think that I should point out that Jeremy Clarkson is a cock, who lords it over the likes of Captain Slow and The Hamster for all he's worth.

Did anyone see last night's episode? I loved the joke with the 4x4 crashing into the pool of water that had iced over. Still, it deserved to, as 4x4s are not designed for city life. Clearly, the city bit back.

[MrTrivia]

I can't get enough Top Gear. I love to watch every episode on BBC America, and if the US version is half as good, then I'm in for a treat some time in "mid-season" 2009.
By the way, is it true that the Top Gear test track is a playable course in Gran Turismo 5?

[Coop83]

At 12/2/08 06:49 AM, MrTrivia wrote: By the way, is it true that the Top Gear test track is a playable course in Gran Turismo 5?

If it is, that fact is still not enough to convince me to play that game - I got bored with GT 1, 2 and 3 to be honest.

Also, what sort of insane challenges can we come up with for the Top Gear Crew? We need something like their racing experience around Silverstone in the Diesel BMW, because that was ambitious and brilliant. Not only did they grow the diesel as bio-fuel, but they also put it to extremely good use as well.

[MrTrivia]

At 12/2/08 12:41 PM, Coop83 wrote: Also, what sort of insane challenges can we come up with for the Top Gear Crew?

I think they should go to a junkyard and use parts they find to build a car, then enter it in the 24 Hours of Le Mans.

[Coop83]

At 12/2/08 06:55 PM, MrTrivia wrote: I think they should go to a junkyard and use parts they find to build a car, then enter it in the 24 Hours of Le Mans.

Wel, they've done the endurance race (24-hours) challenge, so I think the natural progression is to take a normal road car and customise it, before entering in the Dakar!

[Phantom]

Latest episode I saw was season 12, episode 5, which I hope is newest still. The four door Porsche looked like someone cut open a 911 and shoved another improvised seat in between.

Captain slow broke his ass on a speed boat and Jeremy discovered an American Spy in the Top gear audience.

I still like Top Gear, screw all the cocks that say Fifth Gear is about real cars people can buy, I don't want to see a show about cars I can get, I wouldn't like it.

[Coop83]

At 12/3/08 05:45 AM, Phantom wrote: Latest episode I saw was season 12, episode 5, which I hope is newest still. The four door Porsche looked like someone cut open a 911 and shoved another improvised seat in between.

Yeah, that was the latest episode on offer

Captain slow broke his ass on a speed boat and Jeremy discovered an American Spy in the Top gear audience.

I think that by default Hamster beat the boat, because of how long the cops kept him behind, compared to the relatively swift passage of May through the police / coastguard activities.

[ArmouredGRIFFON]

I'm damn right hoping they'll be another series too talk about!

[Nev]

At 3/7/09 06:59 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: I'm damn right hoping they'll be another series too talk about!

I'm pretty sure its starting soon.

[Anthonyisthebest]

EVIL!!!

[ArmouredGRIFFON]

At 3/7/09 07:04 PM, Nev wrote:

At 3/7/09 06:59 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: I'm damn right hoping they'll be another series too talk about!

I'm pretty sure its starting soon.

Till' Then Comrades!

[Nev]

At 4/3/09 08:12 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: Till' Then Comrades!

Aye, and by soon its unfortunately like July :(.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

If it's any interest:

Gran Turismo 5 will feature the top gear track.

[Leidolfr]

At 4/3/09 08:23 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: If it's any interest:

Gran Turismo 5 will feature the top gear track.

I have a drawing of that track, along with all the names of the corners....if i ever play that game im going to own that track.

[Life-Stream]

Woah, i was just thinking of making a Top Gear club yesterday. Good job i spotted this one, even if it does look a bit deserted, hopefully that will change.

At 4/12/09 04:46 AM, Leidolfr wrote: I have a drawing of that track, along with all the names of the corners....if i ever play that game im going to own that track.

So do I...

[SupraAddict]

So do I...

I only knew about Chicago, Gambon and Hammerhead...

[BobbaQ]

I've been watching Top Gear since I was about 5. And I still play GT2 on my PS3 and can't wait for GT5. So, what's everyones' favourite episode/moment then?

Mine have to be the Winter Olympics special, the 1st American special (lol rednecks), and the 2nd Jay Kay interview when he goes mental after getting 1st. And the next series is probably going to be good as there's another epic race in 1950s cars.

Clarkson is my hero <3

[ixintro]

While my brother was visiting this week, every second of free time he had, he would watch Top Gear on BBC On Demand. I only got to see one, the one where they go on a trip through Vietnam. It's a pretty cool show. :)

[Life-Stream]

At 4/12/09 02:33 PM, BobbaQ wrote: So, what's everyones' favourite episode/moment then?

I actually really liked the Muscle cars in America one :D

[BlueFlameSkulls]

There are so many great moments in Top Gear.

The American challenge and Making a panda into a space shuttle. Both are brilliant.

[BobbaQ]

At 4/12/09 05:16 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Making a panda into a space shuttle. Both are brilliant.

*BOOM*

HOW ARE WE GOING TO REUSE IT NOW?!

[Life-Stream]

So i just watched the Vietnam special last night :D Great episode - made me lol on many occasions.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 4/13/09 06:58 PM, Life-Stream wrote: So i just watched the Vietnam special last night :D Great episode - made me lol on many occasions.

The highlight of that one was spraying pink paint on Hammond's bike. Then some Vietnamese people decided to join in and pretty much vandalise the street.

[Life-Stream]

At 4/13/09 07:06 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: The highlight of that one was spraying pink paint on Hammond's bike. Then some Vietnamese people decided to join in and pretty much vandalise the street.

Yeah it was! I was laughing on my own (well, with Jeremy Clarkson) when he told Hammond that the bicycle she was painting wasn't hers XD

I was kinda shocked when Jeremy crashed his scooter though D:

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 4/13/09 07:13 PM, Life-Stream wrote: Yeah it was! I was laughing on my own (well, with Jeremy Clarkson) when he told Hammond that the bicycle she was painting wasn't hers XD

Hammond's face when he found out was priceless.

I was kinda shocked when Jeremy crashed his scooter though D:

Narrow it down a little. Each of them crashed at least twice.

Good god I'm getting bored of watching the repeats on Dave. I need some new stuff.

[Life-Stream]

At 4/13/09 07:17 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Narrow it down a little. Each of them crashed at least twice.
Good god I'm getting bored of watching the repeats on Dave. I need some new stuff.

They may all have had slip ups, but Jeremy had a proper fall. 3:55

Also, look, Jeremy lied, he has driven mopeds in vietnam before!