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My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 17:57:04 Reply

Yes you know the reason, and if you don't, you're retarded. (masturbation) But uhm, I can't really... stop. Is that normal? (FYI I've done it since I was 7, still keeping it a secret.) So, just wondering NG, this may not be personal to you guys but, yeah. Is it normal? -_-

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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 17:57:54 Reply

When you were SEVEN?
God, why?

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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 17:58:03 Reply

it matters how many times a day you do it

:LOL UR A PERV LOLOLOLOLOLOL UR GAY
::lol


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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 17:59:19 Reply

At 11/24/08 05:58 PM, mgreen65 wrote: it matters how many times a day you do it

LOL UR A PERV LOLOLOLOLOLOL UR GAY
lol

Eh, I just did it since my parents were home alot, Its been about a week or so since I have.

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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 18:01:08 Reply

No, you are not normal. I suggest you cease this disgraceful activity or face the consequences.


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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 18:01:30 Reply

At 11/24/08 05:59 PM, Reece97 wrote: Eh, I just did it since my parents were home alot, Its been about a week or so since I have.

Then why was it you even posted, again?


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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 18:04:47 Reply

At 11/24/08 06:01 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote:
At 11/24/08 05:59 PM, Reece97 wrote: Eh, I just did it since my parents were home alot, Its been about a week or so since I have.
Then why was it you even posted, again?

Wat.
Please explain.

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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 18:16:47 Reply

Seven?!

What. The. Fuck.

Derp.

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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 18:24:38 Reply

Oh wow, seven? Seriously?

Anyway, that never happened to me. Are you sure you're even doing it right. Are you sitting on your hands or something?


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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 18:26:03 Reply

At 11/24/08 06:21 PM, Eggys wrote:
At 11/24/08 05:57 PM, Reece97 wrote: Yes you know the reason, and if you don't, you're retarded. (masturbation) But uhm, I can't really... stop. Is that normal? (FYI I've done it since I was 7,
Me too, maybe earlier. And I'm not at all proud of it and I've been trying to stop forever. Give your hands a break, that'll be motivation to stop.... doing it.

Geez, am I weird? I didn't masturbate untill I was 14 or 15 : (

Also lately I have not been able to due to this damn operation.


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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 18:28:02 Reply

Skeet skeet


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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 18:31:43 Reply

Lolbeans. This is a fun topic.

But anyway...

You can just try to stop at one point or go to this link and I guarantee you won't masturbate for a few days.

But I warn you, there is a slight chance of desensitization.

In other words, NSFWNSFWNSFW
And seven??!!! WTF??!!

We can only hope.

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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 18:35:16 Reply

Dear lord... since you were 7?

THINK OF THE KITTENS!!!
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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 18:37:44 Reply

At 11/24/08 06:31 PM, AgainstYou wrote: Lolbeans. This is a fun topic.

But anyway...
You can just try to stop at one point or go to this link and I guarantee you won't masturbate for a few days.

But I warn you, there is a slight chance of desensitization.

In other words, NSFWNSFWNSFW
And seven??!!! WTF??!!

you could have put a little warning now i am vomiting


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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 18:40:54 Reply

At 11/24/08 06:37 PM, mgreen65 wrote:
At 11/24/08 06:31 PM, AgainstYou wrote: But I warn you, there is a slight chance of desensitization.

In other words, NSFWNSFWNSFW
And seven??!!! WTF??!!
you could have put a little warning now i am vomiting

I gave two!!! Idiot!! Look!


We can only hope.

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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 18:41:44 Reply

At 11/24/08 06:40 PM, AgainstYou wrote:
At 11/24/08 06:37 PM, mgreen65 wrote:
At 11/24/08 06:31 PM, AgainstYou wrote: But I warn you, there is a slight chance of desensitization.

In other words, NSFWNSFWNSFW
And seven??!!! WTF??!!
you could have put a little warning now i am vomiting
I gave two!!! Idiot!! Look!

You put it so under the link, by the time we click the link, we're already at the site looking at that shit.


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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 18:42:51 Reply

At 11/24/08 06:41 PM, scetch00 wrote: You put it so under the link, by the time we click the link, we're already at the site looking at that shit.

Well then that's your problem ._.


We can only hope.

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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 18:44:55 Reply

At 11/24/08 06:41 PM, scetch00 wrote:
At 11/24/08 06:40 PM, AgainstYou wrote:
At 11/24/08 06:37 PM, mgreen65 wrote:
At 11/24/08 06:31 PM, AgainstYou wrote:
you could have put a little warning now i am vomiting
I gave two!!! Idiot!! Look!
You put it so under the link, by the time we click the link, we're already at the site looking at that shit.

Haha! That'll tell you to read the whole damn post from now on while about to click a link.


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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 18:46:56 Reply

The Matrix has you.

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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 18:49:28 Reply

At 11/24/08 05:57 PM, Reece97 wrote: Yes you know the reason, and if you don't, you're retarded. (masturbation) But uhm, I can't really... stop. Is that normal? (FYI I've done it since I was 7, still keeping it a secret.) So, just wondering NG, this may not be personal to you guys but, yeah. Is it normal? -_-

In Before, "LOL UR A PERV LOLOLOLOLOLOL UR GAY"

It might hurt because you might have muscle fatigue, which seems weird because that shouldn't happen in this kind of activity.

If you have muscle fatigue, you should not use those muscles for 3-5 days to regenerate.
If you cant take a break for a week, you can use the other hand too, or do it without using any hands.

You really started young doing that. Astonishing! How did you even get the idea to do that at that age? Who told you that?

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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-24 19:58:26 Reply

Well Masturbation is actually healthy (since it can help prevent prostate cancer)

BUT MASTURBATION AT SEVEN?!?!??!

that's a different story...

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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-25 15:00:02 Reply

At 11/24/08 05:57 PM, Reece97 wrote: Yes you know the reason, and if you don't, you're retarded. (masturbation) But uhm, I can't really... stop. Is that normal? (FYI I've done it since I was 7, still keeping it a secret.) So, just wondering NG, this may not be personal to you guys but, yeah. Is it normal? -_-

In Before, "LOL UR A PERV LOLOLOLOLOLOL UR GAY"

still keeping it a secret? not anymore, half of NG probably knows about it...

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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-25 15:04:17 Reply

your hormones keep you doing it
we're all slaves to our hormones
i was expecting to keep my virginity till i was married ..........until a necked girl was standing in front of me..........:D


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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-25 15:05:00 Reply

Too much furios masturbation.

I read the topic, I swear.

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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-25 15:06:50 Reply

wtf is this keeping it a secret shit?

Either masturbate or don't, not many people go around talking about it. It's not exactly something you keep secret or not...


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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-25 15:11:35 Reply

If you do "it" from a young age like when you started, It might damadge both your hands and your penis. If you do it, say twice a day, you might get you testes (balls) to stop working, in other words, you would be as sterile as sand.


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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-25 15:11:42 Reply

At 11/24/08 05:57 PM, Reece97 wrote: (FYI I've done it since I was 7, still keeping it a secret.)

If you're keeping it a secret why post it on an internet forum for the whole world and their guinea pig to see?

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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-25 15:14:34 Reply

I'm only 12 and this is what just happened:

"lalala on the general forum.."
"ooh a post" (clicky)
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scary !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-25 15:42:07 Reply

its normal to masturbate, but if your hands hurt from doing it so much than no, its not normal


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Response to My hands hurt... 2008-11-25 15:44:43 Reply

Get a hobby, one that uses your hands, it will keep them off you dick


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