Christmas is the worst time for me.

[Meepster]

Every year, Christmas makes me depressed. It's not jolly at all.
First, presents. Everyone I know is always getting these nice presents like iPods, iPhones, and Xbox 360s. Me? I get nothing. Absolutely nothing. Maybe a 20 dollar bill. Sometimes a 40. But it doesn't matter anyway, because my parents always take it from me and put it in my university fund, which I would gladly work off.
And if it's not the presents, just the thought that counts? Well then..

Second, family. No one comes. Why? Because Canada is kicking out hard-working people that make the economy grow in a good direction every time they have a baby, and when they get shipped off to another country they let in stupid people who are too lazy to learn English or to go to work, and they just sap off the money and welfare given off by the government.

I'm grateful for all I have right now, but Christmas isn't the same as everyone else I know. It's terrible and depressing, no fun in it.
Is there anything I can do to have a enjoyable Christmas, newgrounds?

[TheGrungeKing]

Well, the suicide rate is highest around Christmas time...

[crappadopolis]

Aw, did someone not get their Red Rider BB gun?

[Ryanl337]

At 11/24/08 04:32 PM, TheGrungeKing wrote: Well, the suicide rate is highest around Christmas time...

How very true that is.

[Ragnarokia]

At 11/24/08 04:31 PM, Meepster wrote: Every year, Christmas makes me depressed. It's not jolly at all.

Is there anything I can do to have a enjoyable Christmas, newgrounds?

Sorry to hear that, maybe if you have a partner or a boy/girlfriend you can call them around, maybe go join in some parties. If you fel like this though it will more likely be bad I am sorry : (

[Meepster]

At 11/24/08 04:32 PM, crappadopolis wrote: Aw, did someone not get their Red Rider BB gun?

I don't get anything at all. :<

[JAckwoohoo7000]

Stay on the forums all day

[Meepster]

At 11/24/08 04:35 PM, JAckwoohoo7000 wrote: Stay on the forums all day

Funny threads aren't made anymore.

[Dromedary]

At 11/24/08 04:33 PM, Meepster wrote:

At 11/24/08 04:32 PM, crappadopolis wrote: Aw, did someone not get their Red Rider BB gun?

I don't get anything at all. :<

Liar.

'A 20 dollar bill, mabye even a forty.'

[Darshen]

i feel your pain mate.
i never get anything, and if i do it is usually something i didn't ask for.
so in the end i stopped asking.
and i know what you mean about the whole friends getting everything they want.
hell most my friends get new stuff every week or so
some even have tatoos

[m4x0]

Fuck off you Scrooge

[Sarcasm]

At 11/24/08 04:31 PM, Meepster wrote: Every year, Christmas makes me depressed. It's not jolly at all.
First, presents. Everyone I know is always getting these nice presents like iPods, iPhones, and Xbox 360s. Me? I get nothing. Absolutely nothing. Maybe a 20 dollar bill. Sometimes a 40. But it doesn't matter anyway, because my parents always take it from me and put it in my university fund, which I would gladly work off.
And if it's not the presents, just the thought that counts? Well then..

Perhaps you should stop focusing so much on materialism. Not everyone gets iPods, iPhones, X-box 360s. Not everyone gets university funds. Not everyone gets food on the table. Not everyone gets a place to live.

Also, how could you possibly work it off? Doing chores for your parents? In the real world, chores aren't rewarded with money. They have to be done. If your family really has financial troubles you seem to be implying, you shouldn't just go and demand more. You're not entitled to it just because you do minuscule odd jobs around the house.

Be appreciative for all your family does for you. One day, they might not be there.

Second, family. No one comes. Why? Because Canada is kicking out hard-working people that make the economy grow in a good direction every time they have a baby, and when they get shipped off to another country they let in stupid people who are too lazy to learn English or to go to work, and they just sap off the money and welfare given off by the government.

I have no idea what the hell you're even talking about here.

[B4gle]

I know how you feel.

I do get presents , but not as much as other people. Last year I got a toilet scrubber , a $10 videogame and a pair of headphones that broke in a week.

The toilet scrubber was just a sick joke.

[intosmithereens]

Aw damn, you're making me feel like an spoilt upper class snob which I totally am not... oh wait...

you've ruined christmas for me >:(

[talkingtoast]

That sucks. I would actually be pretty pissed off if that happened to me.

[SouthAsian]

Around this holiday season some of our class rooms get the go ahead from our teacher to bring in snacks like soda, chips and candy and have a party.Thats what were doing in English this Wednesday for Thanksgiving.So have everybody bring something in and have a parteh!!

[TightRope]

$40 dollar bills don't exist dumbass.

[AxeWarrior]

Yeah , understandable. You know , statistics say most suicides occur during the holiday season

[TehZorzGuy]

My mom gets me all kinds of nice stuff, but my dad and my step-mom have a fun idea that is just as good. Before I start this for a joke, every Christmas for the past 10 years of my life my uncle would give me a potato as a joke. Now the game, my dad and step-mom would give everybody a wrapped up "Mystery Gift" like toilet paper, a bar of soap, or a light bulb. We all take time to guess what it is and then open them. We do get gifts like a new video game or some books, and a delicious turkey dinner with my relatives, but it's a different kid of fun then at my mom's house. And if that doesn't work, go to your nearest DVD or book store and buy "The Secret." It will help answer your problems, its a very informative book that makes you feel like you have psychic powers.

[Entranceolot]

At 11/24/08 04:36 PM, Meepster wrote:

At 11/24/08 04:35 PM, JAckwoohoo7000 wrote: Stay on the forums all day

Funny threads aren't made anymore.

Make them then

[klopatng]

At 11/24/08 04:33 PM, Meepster wrote:

At 11/24/08 04:32 PM, crappadopolis wrote: Aw, did someone not get their Red Rider BB gun?

I don't get anything at all. :<

And the reference flies right over your head.