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[mranarchy]

-Social confidence (change the fucking title text limit Tom >:( )

Sunday morning-
"heh...that was a pretty fun party last night :D. Guess I'll check my facebook..."
*tappy tap tap tap*
"here we g...Hey!!!, none of those people I met last night made a friend request :'("
"oh well, I guess I'll have to request them myself!"
*tappy tap tap*
"haha look, I can see all those crazy pictures that girl took of us all...hey wait a minute!!! she tagged my friend and all those guys but not me!!!"
"B-B-B-B-B"
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW"

Seriously, I miss the days before social networking when realizing that you're actually not that popular was a long drawn out soul crushing process rather than this sudden rush (or lack thereof) of petty little events like "poking" (seriously, wtf is the point of that shit?) which hits you like a speeding train of unjustified self-pity.

Christ am I in Emo mode right now.

[Straight-Edge]

Yet another reason why I've all but shunned about 95% of all social networking/attention whoring sites...

myspace, facebook, livejournal....

[BananaBreadMuffin]

Everyone loves me because I uploaded a picture of my friend photoshopped with a gorilla to facebook.

:3

[TropicalPenquin]

You shouldn't care. It's full of stat whores, all I use it for is to keep it touch with people who moved away from home to go to uni or what ever.

[W31RD0]

I seen your video. Your appearance is so lulz-inducing that I would keep you as a friend just for that.

like a little Irish rat. With red hair like the devil.

[STEM]

I've been tagged as a cat in plenty of photos, my friends sure know what I look like

[pobah]

myface and spacebook are great sites

just because they have funny names

[solardave]

"I'll add you on the facebook...
poke you on the facebook....
look at pictures on the facebook...
have a wank over pictures on the facebook...."

a nice little rhyme.

[Rosenrot-I]

That is truly truly said. Sort yourself out.

[Legionnaire-X]

Haha. I went to a party last Saturday and got tagged in all of the pictures I was in!

o:

[Sensationalism]

It's okay, WE love you!

[subpar]

It's even more fun when your ex-girlfriend has the satisfaction of removing that pointless little "relationship status" from her profile, or deleting you from her friends list altogether.

I stopped giving a shit about Facebook when I realized that most people use it exactly like MySpace, in that they accumulate as many "friends" as they can, and then never use the site for anything else. Ever since high school, I've only used Facebook as a convenient way of keeping in touch with a few people who don't check their e-mail often enough.

[mranarchy]

At 11/24/08 04:04 PM, W31RD0 wrote:

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like a little Irish rat. With red hair like the devil.

who the hell do you think I am?

[Ragnarokia]

I havent got a facebook, or a myspace or any of that stuff, I just have Newgrounds.
sigh...

[NimbleElephant]

I like facebook, except when girls take pictures and say to each other, "You better put this on facebook!" or, "tag mje in this on facebook", or let's take pictures for facebook". Seriously, just take pictures and put them up if you like them. You don't have to say you're going to.

[Rosenrot-I]

At 11/24/08 05:01 PM, NimbleElephant wrote: I like facebook, except when girls take pictures and say to each other, "You better put this on facebook!" or, "tag mje in this on facebook", or let's take pictures for facebook". Seriously, just take pictures and put them up if you like them. You don't have to say you're going to.

You know what's worse than that? Around these parts Bebo is more popular than Facebook and my retard friends call it 'beebs' so when a bunch of girls at a party get into a group all you hear is fucking "BEEBS PHOTO" I honestly just want to punch them out.

[ParadoxSaint]

I hate facebook. I guess it's because I don't like most people I know from my college preparatory school. Looking at their profiles makes me sick.

[krazykangaroo]

lol pwnd, i remember the worst was the 'compare people' thing, and u see like 4 people would not date you, and feel denied. Then u scroll down and see some other people have 34 people would not date you, and u feel better :)

[ArabFreak]

What you must realize is that the cause of your misery is not Facebook. The cause of your misery is YOU. Your presence in the party you mentioned (or any other social gathering) is not enough to leave a lasting impression on people, meaning you need to up your ante and stop being a loser.

At 11/24/08 03:54 PM, mranarchy wrote: "poking" (seriously, wtf is the point of that shit?)

It's e-flirting.

[super-sense]

One of the various reasons I deleted my Bebo account.

[ragingfred]

face book, face it, it sucks

[D3NTATUS]

that "compare people" app is worse because you inevitably end up having more attractive friends, so you end up at like "29th hottest/cutest/most kissable/best catch" etc in your network.

at least i'm #1 smartest... :(

[Eggys]

My brother uses facebook... go figure

[Fedges]

yup stop being such a loser, here are some pointer

1) get drunk. Seriously if you have trouble being outgoing and social just fix that with a little liquid courage. That being said remember the golden rule to get buzzed but never sloppy

2) just try. Ok so people don't like/remember you well just do stuff to try and get them to either like/remember you. If they already don't like you it's not like you trying can make you're situation any worse.

3)Talk to girls at the party w/o other guys near by. It doesn't matter what you say or what impression you give the girl the point is other guys at the party will see you over there chatting up some hotty and as such will think you must be a pretty cool guy. If the guys start to think you're a cool guy they'll treat you like one and girls will see this and start thinking you're cool too.

also less time on NG more time doing social things.....

[SU1CIDEB0MB3R]

grow up you wont care about all that bullshit once your past the age of 13

[Ghyfty]

Was that a true story? Sounds made up.

Anyway, be a man. They was all probably drunk, was they? Or was it just you and you imagined that you had a great time.

[Cardboardwarrior]

At 11/24/08 04:24 PM, Sensationalism wrote: It's okay, WE love you!

He's right! You still have US!

[OneLastCaress]

lol.
Being popular is overrated.

[W31RD0]

At 11/24/08 04:07 PM, DaveB4T wrote:

At 11/24/08 04:04 PM, W31RD0 wrote: lulz-inducing

Is it that hard to type out "Humorous"? Do you have to go out of your way to keep up the appearance of a 4chan faggot?

go out of your way

Is it that hard to type "burden"?

keep up

Is it that hard to type "maintain"?

Get at least 100 posts before you address me commoner!

[greenfaerie4]

Damn I don't tag anyone in my photos on facebook. I just can't be bothered to.