a sad sad story...

[nzephier]

ok everyone feel free to laugh at me its like this: (gets into epic voice)

PART I: it was one day when a friend if my moms came over. she used to be my friend, but she is off doing her own stuff, and coming and going when she pleases. either way, i asked her out, she rejected me, and theres been this space there ever since. now one day, she was gonna spend the night, and sometimes she sleeps in the living room, or she sleeps with me. now everyone was up all night, and then it was time for everyone to settle down. now this girl an me started to lay down at the same time, and she was sleepin wit me this day....

PART II: now when we were layin down, she and i were facing each other. she sort of grabbed my arm, kissed it, and then just rubbed it against her....boobs... 0.0 and then she kinda let go, and when i looked for a quick second, she noticed i looked. so i shut my eyes, trying to hide i was awake. then she turned over. so i moved up next to her, and put my arm around her. from there i was gonna see if i could get a small feelsky >.<. but here is where it gets hairy....

PART III: now when i had my arm around her, she grabbed it, and this happened: she rubbed my hand against her boobs. 0.0 and she let me feel both. now from there i thought it was over, cuz she had a boyfriend, but then when she moved my hand to her gut, she let me feel her boobs again...but she let me feel them in the nude! so i got to feel her stark naked tits! and then she moved my hand down to her frontal area.... i didnt know what to do! then she finally turned over, we looked at eachother, and knew we were not "sleep".....

PART IV: now she lets me get into her pants, and im feelin away at her pussy. it was all wet and nice, it was the first time i had a pussy in my hands. i was suckin on her tits, it was gettin good. oh yeah, im thinkin "i can kiss my virginity goodbye" but then when she tried to get me up and running....the worst thing imaginable happened...my dick would not get ready.... she was on top of me, rubbin my dick against her pussy, and my thing just did not RISE to the challenge! and so it did not happen.... my one chance to get it on, and i did not get hard....i am so ashamed of myself.... the sad part? this is all true.... too true....

[remspoorman]

I was thinking of a blues song when I read the topic title

[ClickToPlay]

At 11/24/08 10:35 AM, nzephier wrote: ok everyone feel free to laugh at me its like this: (gets into epic voice)

PART I:

You asked your mothers friend out? Thats new.
Unless I read it wrong.

PART II:

Mmhm, sounds interesting.

PART III:

Hawt..?

PART IV:

Jesus, since when did Disney go all perverted?

Anyways, I call shenanigans.
Nice try though.

[Tacoon395]

At 11/24/08 10:43 AM, ClickToPlay wrote: Anyways, I call shenanigans.
Nice try though.

I agree, a good try, though.

[mgreen65]

so so close lol

[ProjectV]

Really fucking sad I'm crying right now.

[HogWashSoup]

I laughed

[waffelboy27]

I don't beleive you.......

[nzephier]

At 11/24/08 12:20 PM, waffelboy27 wrote: I don't beleive you.......

i dont believe myself either.....i was sittin there like "wtf!?! why wont you get hard!?!" but it didnt happen.... i literally punched my crotch when it was all over. i grabbed my thing, and strangled it like "U FUCKIN ASSHOLE!!! WE WERE THIS CLOSE!!! WHY!?!?!?!" and yeah. she did get a good fingering out of it, so she was not too mad, but she was confused.

[nzephier]

At 11/24/08 10:43 AM, ClickToPlay wrote:

At 11/24/08 10:35 AM, nzephier wrote: ok everyone feel free to laugh at me its like this: (gets into epic voice)

PART I:

You asked your mothers friend out? Thats new.
Unless I read it wrong.

PART II:

Mmhm, sounds interesting.

PART III:

Hawt..?

PART IV:

Jesus, since when did Disney go all perverted?

Anyways, I call shenanigans.
Nice try though.

u did not read it wrong, i asked my moms friend out. she is currently 20, and is going to be 21. but at the time when i asked her she was like 19 or 18, i forgot. but yeah she is not too much older than me.

[Darkstrategy]

Say you're sorry but you just don't find her attractive enough and only went that far so she wouldn't feel bad.

Then spread rumors about her being a whore all around.

Then become a vampire, star in a movie about the teenage drama that surrounds this, and name it something cliche.

[Jolly]

That's hot.
Good job on coming close...

[nzephier]

At 11/25/08 03:06 AM, JollySpace wrote: That's hot.
Good job on coming close...

thanx for the positive reply. yeah im gonna try and try again...if i can.... XD

[Jolly]

At 11/26/08 02:53 AM, nzephier wrote:

At 11/25/08 03:06 AM, JollySpace wrote: That's hot.
Good job on coming close...

thanx for the positive reply. yeah im gonna try and try again...if i can.... XD

Good luck.

[Musax]

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[Lost-Chances]

You sure know how to fail at helping to cheat.

[AlmostDead1]

I don't beleive any of this at all... Pics or it didn't happen.

[morlockcleric]

I was loling @ how fake this was but also Thinking of the song by msi-get it up.

[Chainsawasaurus]

I had an expierience alot like that. Except I didn't blame my penis, I blamed the alcohol for making me limp. Could have also been because it was cold as fuck outside.

[ZeroTraveler]

2 words...
Epic FAIL!

Next time...Try a condom (who knows it might work)
or just do what the chinese do (no offense), use sex enchancers!

[Poppa-Boogaloo]

It could be worse chum, she could have touched it and you could have spongled all over your belly. There's no explaining that little one away...

[ShortMonkey]

Losing virginity is overrated.