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At 11/24/08 12:02 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
At 11/24/08 12:00 PM, NeverHundred wrote:

:if you could get them to all simultaneously have buttsex in a straight and take one shot that goes through every single on of them. But that would be impossible, there'd be nothing straight about that line!

Epic fucking rebuttal.

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I wouldn't do anything. Why would I?


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At 11/24/08 09:53 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
At 11/24/08 09:51 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:
Still, gays are an abomination unto God and nature.

Do you know what else is also against natre? Computers, the Internet, automobiles, toasters, toilets, buildings, planes, lamps, refrigerators, all current medical machines, and everything else that we consider modern. All go against nature, they are artificial.


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At 11/24/08 12:16 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
At 11/24/08 09:53 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
At 11/24/08 09:51 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:
Still, gays are an abomination unto God and nature.
Do you know what else is also against natre? Computers, the Internet, automobiles, toasters, toilets, buildings, planes, lamps, refrigerators, all current medical machines, and everything else that we consider modern. All go against nature, they are artificial.

Fuzzy logic there, for you see, our opposable thumbs allow us to create. Man is here to create. Machines are an extension of humanity.


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At 11/24/08 12:16 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
At 11/24/08 09:53 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
At 11/24/08 09:51 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:
Still, gays are an abomination unto God and nature.
Do you know what else is also against natre? Computers, the Internet, automobiles, toasters, toilets, buildings, planes, lamps, refrigerators, all current medical machines, and everything else that we consider modern. All go against nature, they are artificial.

Let's tear it all down and go back to a primal state... just like the way things are supposed to be! Honestly I wouldn't be all against that. But I don't think these things destroy civilization, they make up what our society is. And our society is, for the most part tolerable of peoples life styles. I wouldn't mind going back to a hunter gathering state... but in my ideal society people would for the most part do what they wish, as long as they don't impose there will on others... as in, hurt others, take away from others or control others.

Everything else is fine...


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I'd be disappointed and hope that my other son is heterosexual, but i'll get over it and accept him.

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I'd never turn my back on my family. I'd probably never have kids because you have to have sex in order to make the babies... and I don't think I'll ever get laid. But yeah, if I had a kid and they were gay it wouldn't matter to me. I'd just be grateful that I actually had a family.


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So long 69th post,
well I would take him as he used to be.
:Maybe a couple of slaps first.

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Beat the shit out of him/.

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At 11/24/08 05:45 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: One day, you and your wife (or husband) decide to have a kid. 9 months later, a bouncing baby boy comes along. He's all you ever wanted from a son. Then one day when he's a teenager he tells you he thinks he's gay. What do you do?

isn't there enough of these threads?!
i'm pretty sure you're just looking for an arguement

anyway i'd buy him loads of stuff and find him a boyfriend :3

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I would probably shit bricks.

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get the flux capacitor on my Delorian fixed so I can go back in time and stop myself from ever having a child. Nothing against gays, I just really hate children

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At 11/24/08 12:18 PM, StationToStation wrote:
At 11/24/08 12:16 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote:
At 11/24/08 09:53 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
At 11/24/08 09:51 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:
Fuzzy logic there, for you see, our opposable thumbs allow us to create. Man is here to create. Machines are an extension of humanity.

Who says man is here to create? Also, I think we need to define nature too, which gets a bit interesting.


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KILL HIM! KILL HIM!!!!one111oneone

Or just take him to a gay bar. FOREVER!!!one111oneone


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I'd just tell him "be yourself, if that means you're gay then don't worry about it."

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At 11/24/08 05:45 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: One day, you and your wife (or husband) decide to have a kid. 9 months later, a bouncing baby boy comes along. He's all you ever wanted from a son. Then one day when he's a teenager he tells you he thinks he's gay. What do you do?

FUCKING CURB STAMP HIM INTO OBLIVION

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Kick the gay out of him.

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any gay son of mine would come out long before his teenage years! hell, Im not raising some closet case gay son! If im having a gay son, I want him to be flamboyant and find out hes gay when hes 8 or something.
thats my son. and Id be proud of him

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I would support him, a boy that dares to be different.

If i ever have a boy, i WANT him to be gay

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At 11/24/08 05:49 AM, Sawdust wrote: We're not homophobes

good answer but on these forums youll be surprised


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If a guy had a baby (through his knob*) his knob would be wider than it is taller! Is there a name for that?

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OH GAY baby, I read if a guy had a baby. My bad!

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At 11/24/08 03:24 PM, TR00PER wrote:
At 11/24/08 05:49 AM, Sawdust wrote: We're not homophobes
good answer but on these forums youll be surprised

I'm not suprised in the very least but then again this is just trolling.

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I wouldn't really care. There's nothing wrong with being gay. I would just have to accept it.

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At 11/24/08 04:19 PM, AlesanaForever wrote: I wouldn't really care. There's nothing wrong with being gay. I would just have to accept it.

Must be pretty cramped in that closet, ever feel like coming out and stretching your legs?

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