I found a dead body in my hallway

[Jemaezed]

I dont know what to do i woke up this morning and bam like a half eaten body in my hallway....what do i do about it...

[Infinite-one]

Eat the rest.

Can't let that go to waste, now can you?

[Peaceblossom]

Panic!

[Jemaezed]

At 11/24/08 01:30 AM, Infinite-one wrote: Eat the rest.

Can't let that go to waste, now can you?

Ya now that i think about your right

[SoulPiker]

Rape it, of course.

[Aryk]

Take a picture and show it to use.

[Alexander]

Was it like the picture here, or more neatly cut?

[Jemaezed]

At 11/24/08 01:32 AM, SoulPiker wrote: Rape it, of course.

theres not really much left to rape trust me i tried

[Jolly]

pics or it didn't happen.

[Screch]

Finding a dead body in your hallway is WAY better than finding a half-dead fat guy eating a dead fat guy...

Ugh, I'll never live that down...

[Jemaezed]

At 11/24/08 01:33 AM, JollySpace wrote: pics or it didn't happen.

dont have a camera,...just kinda looks like someone axed it and went to town

[Sensationalism]

Of what?
Mouse?
Fly?
Half-eaten chicken?

[Icecry0]

Just throw it in the recycling bin. The neighbors wont worry at all about a man dragging a half eaten body on his driveway and dropping it in the recycling bin with blood and guts spun all over your front lawn.

[JackRabbitStudios]

At 11/24/08 01:34 AM, Twizted-Clown wrote:

At 11/24/08 01:33 AM, JollySpace wrote: pics or it didn't happen.

dont have a camera,...just kinda looks like someone axed it and went to town

No screams?
No calls of police or disturbances of a report?
No sympathy for an idiotic user (me) for believing this?

[Sensationalism]

Do you have a cat?

Did it leave you a gift?

[Jemaezed]

At 11/24/08 01:43 AM, Icecry0 wrote: Just throw it in the recycling bin. The neighbors wont worry at all about a man dragging a half eaten body on his driveway and dropping it in the recycling bin with blood and guts spun all over your front lawn.

You know ironically enough my neighbor isnt anywhere to be found....hmmm must of went camping

[DiscoveryOne]

check his pulse.

/wit

[Jemaezed]

At 11/24/08 01:34 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Of what?
Mouse?
Fly?
Half-eaten chicken?

No silly its a he...maybe....a she not really to much to distinguish the person

[NeverHundred]

Well, I was wondering were I left my lunch. I know, left overs... but what else is there to eat in tough economic times like these.

[Sensationalism]

I think you should fuck it. Videotape it and send to me please.

[Jemaezed]

At 11/24/08 02:16 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I think you should fuck it. Videotape it and send to me please.

one step ahead of you, you should check your email it gets pretty brutal not going to lie had to teach it who's boss you know

[Sensationalism]

At 11/24/08 02:18 AM, Twizted-Clown wrote:

At 11/24/08 02:16 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I think you should fuck it. Videotape it and send to me please.

one step ahead of you, you should check your email it gets pretty brutal not going to lie had to teach it who's boss you know

Oh boy, I'm excited already!

[Jemaezed]

At 11/24/08 02:11 AM, NeverHundred wrote: Well, I was wondering were I left my lunch. I know, left overs... but what else is there to eat in tough economic times like these.

Ya i know the working class like us cant get a decent meal...its ridiculous

[NeverHundred]

At 11/24/08 02:28 AM, Twizted-Clown wrote:

At 11/24/08 02:11 AM, NeverHundred wrote: Well, I was wondering were I left my lunch. I know, left overs... but what else is there to eat in tough economic times like these.

Ya i know the working class like us cant get a decent meal...its ridiculous

What's happened to the days when you used to be able to get puppies, whole or in quarters, braised broiled or grilled. In a delicate human milk sauce. Excellent. I find they're at there best before they ever open their eyes.
I'm evil...

[Jemaezed]

I'm evil...

if by evil you mean my new chef your in good sir

[Sensationalism]

At 11/24/08 02:34 AM, NeverHundred wrote: What's happened to the days when you used to be able to get puppies, whole or in quarters, braised broiled or grilled. In a delicate human milk sauce. Excellent. I find they're at there best before they ever open their eyes.
I'm evil...

That post gave me shivers in more ways than one.

[Jemaezed]

At 11/24/08 02:38 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 11/24/08 02:34 AM, NeverHundred wrote: What's happened to the days when you used to be able to get puppies, whole or in quarters, braised broiled or grilled. In a delicate human milk sauce. Excellent. I find they're at there best before they ever open their eyes.
I'm evil...

That post gave me shivers in more ways than one.

I know it felt so tingly in the pants area...i felt it...we felt it and it was more than just amazing ha the sweet satisfaction of it all

[NeverHundred]

At 11/24/08 02:36 AM, Twizted-Clown wrote:

I'm evil...

if by evil you mean my new chef your in good sir

Alright, how would you like your panda served?

[Wtfpwn]

At 11/24/08 02:04 AM, Twizted-Clown wrote:

At 11/24/08 01:34 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Of what?
Mouse?
Fly?
Half-eaten chicken?

No silly its a he...maybe....a she not really to much to distinguish the person

Well there's boobs on the upper half or either a dick or a vagina on the lower half.....I don't know how much more distinguished you need a persons genitalia to be.

[Jemaezed]

At 11/24/08 02:45 AM, Wtfpwn wrote:

At 11/24/08 02:04 AM, Twizted-Clown wrote:

At 11/24/08 01:34 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Of what?
Mouse?
Fly?
Half-eaten chicken?

No silly its a he...maybe....a she not really to much to distinguish the person

Well there's boobs on the upper half or either a dick or a vagina on the lower half.....I don't know how much more distinguished you need a persons genitalia to be.

well you see thats were the issue begins there isnt a pelvis nor chest skin anywhere to be found so my only solution is to just eat whats left well after the raping of organs of course