I Am Related To Sarah Palin

[Tancrisism]

First I contemplated suicide, then I decided you would help me what to do NG.

Turns out we both share a common ancestor, Stephen Hopkins, who came over on the Mayflower.

What should I do with this new, horrible information?

[OneLastCaress]

Contemplate suicide for awhile and then go through a miraculous recovery then relapse and kill yourself.

[SouthAsian]

Imagine all the other relatives you may have who would have descended from that one ship the Mayflower.The population has drastically increased since then.Woah.

[Prinzy2]

Start sucking up to her, maybe you can get some ridiculously high paying government job when she actually gets into the white house.

[SolidShrimp]

contemplating suicide was wrong, you shouldve just done it

[HolyTomato]

It's okay, there's enough history to dilute your evil genes. Id just do a few checkups to make sure you dont have any excess stupid leftover from the recessive genes

[TOEZ]

Master Chief was your father.

Now go and slit your wrists.

[wwwyzzerdd]

At 11/23/08 09:26 PM, Tancrisism wrote: What should I do with this new, horrible information?

Drill Baby Drill!

[Knights]

According to the Bible, every human being in existence is related to everyone else. Though to be sure, the only way to prove this would be to impregnate Palin and see if the child would be missing a chromosome.

[Homosecksual]

Go to her next Moose hunt meetup.

[NEVR]

At 11/23/08 09:33 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: According to the Bible, every human being in existence is related to everyone else. Though to be sure, the only way to prove this would be to impregnate Palin and see if the child would be missing a chromosome.

Let's all try that then?

[Knights]

At 11/23/08 09:35 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 11/23/08 09:33 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: According to the Bible, every human being in existence is related to everyone else. Though to be sure, the only way to prove this would be to impregnate Palin and see if the child would be missing a chromosome.

Let's all try that then?

You go first, I don't want to make love to that cow until she's had her daily feeding.

[Tancrisism]

At 11/23/08 09:35 PM, NEVR wrote: Let's all try that then?

We could make an annual thing out of it!

[JoeyCentral]

At 11/23/08 09:31 PM, TOEZ wrote: Master Chief was your father.

Now go and slit your wrists.

Altair was his mother. LOL

[DjJimmyPop]

I AM Sarah Palin
Whatsup

[Knights]

At 11/23/08 09:42 PM, H-K-S wrote: You think that was bad, I'm a descent from hitler.

Which Hitler? Be more specific.

[DjJimmyPop]

At 11/23/08 09:49 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:

At 11/23/08 09:42 PM, H-K-S wrote: You think that was bad, I'm a descent from hitler.

Which Hitler? Be more specific.

Samuel Hitler

[ragingfred]

count your blessings that mccain wasn't elected president with sarah palin as vice. imagine if you found out after she got into the whitehouse

[peanutbutterclawk]

So what?

[John12346]

Damn it, I found out that I'm related to George Bush.

We share Adam and Eve as an ancestor. :c

[rachelraye]

id prolly go up to her and tell her we're related and milk her for all shes worth.that old hags rich,right?

[Toastman7007]

At 11/23/08 10:23 PM, John12346 wrote: Damn it, I found out that I'm related to George Bush.

We share Adam and Eve as an ancestor. :c

Really?! I have the same ancestor as you! Holy shit!

[penguin47]

Don't worry your head will explode when the news ACTUALLY gets to your brain.

[Tancrisism]

At 11/23/08 10:23 PM, John12346 wrote: Damn it, I found out that I'm related to George Bush.

We share Adam and Eve as an ancestor. :c

Wow, what a coincidence. I'm a descendant of some nameless random homo sapien sapien from Africa from during the last ice age.

At 11/23/08 10:36 PM, penguin47 wrote: Don't worry your head will explode when the news ACTUALLY gets to your brain.

Yeah, I should stop storing information in my dick.

[jewdudewtf]

I wouldn't kill myself. With the common ansester dating that far back, your relasionship must be really distant. I wouldn't tell anybody either.

[IDIifferentname]

At 11/23/08 09:26 PM, OneLastCaress wrote: Contemplate suicide for awhile and then go through a miraculous recovery then relapse and kill yourself.

With a microwave.

[SirSloth]

get down syndrome

[imac007]

At 11/23/08 09:26 PM, Tancrisism wrote: First I contemplated suicide, then I decided you would help me what to do NG.

Turns out we both share a common ancestor, Stephen Hopkins, who came over on the Mayflower.

What should I do with this new, horrible information?

is she ur cuzin aunt or wut

[imac007]

At 11/23/08 09:33 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: According to the Bible, every human being in existence is related to everyone else. Though to be sure, the only way to prove this would be to impregnate Palin and see if the child would be missing a chromosome.

it also says the earth is 6000 years old witch is bs

[Lagatag]

At 11/23/08 09:26 PM, Tancrisism wrote: What should I do

incest