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I got married last weekend [pics]

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I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:18:35


Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:21:00


Oh Noes!

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Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:21:40


At 11/23/08 06:18 PM, EviLDoG wrote: Oh dear lolrd, tell me this is fake?

oh jesus why did he say something about his virginity ohh god


In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia vandalizes YOU!!

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Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:22:12


Your husband looks like a dork.


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Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:22:27


HOLY CRAP! i idint know you could marry sea cow now! it has to be in the UK


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Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:23:55


Unfortunately seems real.

Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:23:57


This is truly fucking disgusting.


Criminal.

Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:24:47


My goodness, her foreheads bigger than Joss Whedon's.


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Hooray bad quality .jpg!

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Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:25:20


Ha ha. All the dudes on the groom's side look like they are about to be sick. Not like the groom was gonna catch anything special, but c'mon. That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two shitbags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. Fuckin kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP.

Thats copypasta off that site, but omg, that is clearly fake. Its not the fact that shes fugly, its the fact that it used to be a guy. The 'groom' has gone home for the honeymoon and ended up being the bitch in the realtionship, the scrawny little fucker hahahaa. She is nasty

i'd hit it

Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:25:49


The poor kids...


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Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:25:53


MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDESMAIDS?

I got married last weekend [pics]


Girl Talk is the best DJ ever.

>:D

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Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:27:27


At 11/23/08 06:25 PM, DjJimmyPop wrote: MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDESMAIDS?

The one on the far right actually isn't too bad, she has a nice face.

Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:27:27


**Oh my god, eye rape**
At first I thought, that's got to be 'shopped
Then I looked closer... and thought, how could it be?
Then I scrolled down to the pic of them on their way to the honeymoon, and the bride has a touch of 5 o'clock shadow creeping in...

Doesn't mean it *is* a guy, of course, a woman can still have facial growth... but that's still seriously messed up.


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Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:29:02


At 11/23/08 06:27 PM, EviLDoG wrote:
At 11/23/08 06:25 PM, DjJimmyPop wrote: MY BEAUTIFUL BRIDESMAIDS?
The one on the far right actually isn't too bad, she has a nice face.

The one on the bottom isnt that bad...

the girl...


Girl Talk is the best DJ ever.

>:D

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Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:30:11


I'm thinking.. on the honeymoon.. he would've had to have carried her through the threshold?

Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:30:23


At 11/23/08 06:27 PM, 1337Beet wrote: MAN THE HARPOONS

Part fat man, part frog.

Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:31:58


hmm I think it's fake
why? I'll tell you why!

this is what he said:
As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her.

but he also said:
I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity.

so that doesn't make any sence
what does NG think??
his wife...looks like a DUDE

wow I'm like sherlock xD

Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:33:50


At 11/23/08 06:31 PM, SharinganUser wrote: hmm I think it's fake
why? I'll tell you why!

this is what he said:
As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her.

but he also said:
I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity.

so that doesn't make any sence

Where did he get the pics then? They can not be fake.
Btw that guy is a 'lethal weapon'

what does NG think??
his wife...looks like a DUDE

wow I'm like sherlock xD

Girl Talk is the best DJ ever.

>:D

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Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:34:26


http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fus eaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100082 781

There's her myspace apparently and also soldiers make better lovers:

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Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:38:40


NGBBSers suck at picking out trolls.

Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:40:52


it's no doubt that the OP was a troll, but whats more amazing is someone ACTUALLY MARRIED THAT WOMAN.


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Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:41:35


She needs to buy some Rogain.


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Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:41:50


she ate the whole damn cake!

cake was a lie until she moo'd

I got married last weekend [pics]


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Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:42:37


Her name is Candy.

Her name. Is candy


Girl Talk is the best DJ ever.

>:D

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Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:42:55


wow they make a wonderful couple sorta like chuck norris and stevey wonder

Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:44:02


i think she's really nice :o


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Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:44:34


DUHH DUHH!!
Troll detected. Also, phunnilie coincidence, I was listening to 'Don't let me down' by the Beatles while looking at the pictures. Made my lauf inside.


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Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:45:26


LoL ROTC


|NG Is Dead|

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Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:50:27


At 11/23/08 06:31 PM, H-K-S wrote: This picture looks like it came out of Full Metal Jacket.

I made it into a cartoon

I got married last weekend [pics]


S&Box, the gameĀ Facepunch Studio have been working on.

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Response to I got married last weekend [pics] 2008-11-23 18:51:51


Oh hai me too! ^_^

I got married last weekend [pics]


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