If You Could Be Born Again

[JackPhantasm]

How would you choose to do it? Let's assume you'd keep all your previous knowledge so you could actually enjoy the humor/awesomeness of this chosen rebirth. So, what then?

Coming out of the womb of a supermodel with super model babies next to you?

Coming out of a cake?

Coming out of someone's nostril?

Coming out of a penis?

Coming out of a giant explosions that destroys the world and leaves you as the omega baby?

What would you do?

I would want to be born as the climax of a circus performance on top of elephants. I would then ride around on lions who would bow to my will and eat the crowd.

[Aughiris]

You high?

[Krbyfan1]

Coming peacefully out of the vagina.

I am such a killjoy

[JackPhantasm]

At 11/23/08 11:42 AM, Aughiris wrote: You high?

That is not the point of this topic. The point is to spark your creativity.

Glad to see you've got none.

[Jaex]

I want it to rain baby mes.

[flashplayer5]

I'd cut myself out of the womb, y'know, like that movie? Where the alien bursts through the guy's skin? I've completely forgot the name.

[Jaex]

And another thing, there have to be rainbows and it would be like a skittles commercial. And people would hold their hands up and smile, and try to catch one of me because they want to taste my rainbow.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

I think it'd be cool just to relive coming out of the womb to see how it really was and stuff. I'd either do that, or a cake would be cool.

[mad-spyke]

At 11/23/08 11:45 AM, flashplayer5 wrote: I'd cut myself out of the womb, y'know, like that movie? Where the alien bursts through the guy's skin? I've completely forgot the name.

I believe your looking for the movie : Gutbuster
somthing like that

Also... why would you wanna be born out of a supermodels vagina? however you look at it its still going to be your mom, so whats the diff?

you incestuous fucker

[Biohazard1031]

Under a rock.

[Kagoe]

Coming out of a rich person who is smart.

[TehSpicyPineapple]

Out of a tree!

[Twilight]

I'd want to be reborn as a super rare green baby, I'd get all the publicity and people would fight over whether my mom should kill me or not. Then everyone would later discover that I was painted green and my mom is actually an alien from Pluto, and then they discover my Belly button can patch up the holes in the Ozone layer, and I would be forever worshiped for saving all of mankind.

[TechFlash]

Coming out of a penersh.

[Phobotech]

When California sinks, I emerge from the tides.

[NeverHundred]

At 11/23/08 11:44 AM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 11/23/08 11:42 AM, Aughiris wrote: You high?

That is not the point of this topic. The point is to spark your creativity.

Nice deflection.

I have been and I am at this moment rewriting my life as I wish it was. But it's far too long and boring to share. Also I feel a little embarrassed and kind of weird sharing it anyway... I mean rewriting your life is about as sad as it gets.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

My first crush would be an extremely confusing and scary thing.

[simon]

I would like to be born out of a closet.

[hhcash]

I would come out of Barack Obama's mouth during a speech.

[talkingtoast]

I would come out of a Predator and be half Alien-half Predator just like in AVP 2.

[mgreen65]

out of a beer bottle.

[JKMonkey]

if i could be born again i would slap the doctor in the face right before he slaps my ass

[Homosecksual]

Come out of Bill Gates penis.

[Aughiris]

At 11/23/08 11:44 AM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 11/23/08 11:42 AM, Aughiris wrote: You high?

That is not the point of this topic. The point is to spark your creativity.

Glad to see you've got none.

Allright alright I'll play along...

I would be born from a virgin on the 25th of december. I would have twelve friends who would follow me on my travels. I will have the ability to perform miracles, but because of this I shall be killed and buried, but after three days I will ressurect.

You like?

[Dromedary]

While Skydiving/Scuba Diving

[CashClock]

At 11/23/08 11:44 AM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 11/23/08 11:42 AM, Aughiris wrote: You high?

That is not the point of this topic. The point is to spark your creativity.

Glad to see you've got none.

You high?

[tomato-soup]

I'll explode out of a volcano!

[JackPhantasm]

At 11/23/08 03:53 PM, CashClock wrote:
You high?

Wasn't then, am now.

What is the difference really?

I would also think it cool to be born from an oyster like, but I'm not a girl.

Like an oyster with poison spikes.