At 11/23/08 02:00 AM, sonic7845 wrote:
At 11/23/08 01:52 AM, malachi117 wrote:
Who the fuck do you think? The guy with the sword and shield or the girl with a god damn laser cannon for an arm.oh rly? cuz ya know i was gonna go along with the one with magic and alternat dementions and all sorts of shit like lazer fireing swords and a sheild that deflets lazers and other shit
Shields won't do shit against bombs that disintegrate people on the fucking spot.
Or, gee, I dunno, MISSLES!!??
Sharp monster teeth can't break her armor, what makes you think a sword will?
Link can't even jump unless there's a cliff in front of him, he can roll dodge. Samus can jump, double jump, sidestep, go morph ball and go to town on Link's sorry ass.
And even if Link can get through the armor, Samus knows Kung-Fu.
And yes, she knows enough kung-fu to beat Big Daddy.