I wanna ask this girl out

[elace]

which one of these pick up lines should i use

my face is leaving in 5 minutes be on it
can i tickle your belly button .... from the inside
do you have any irish in you would u like some
do you sleep on your stomach can i
do you have a mirror in your pants cuase i see my self in them
if your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas can i visit in between the holladays
i love every bone in your body even mine
sit in my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up
i want to see what i look like looking at you naked
do u work at the post office cuase your checkin out my package
nice shirt it would look great on my floor in the morning
hi im new in town can i have directions to yo house
do you want to see something swell
lets play army ill lay down and you can blow me up
that dress looks nice can i talk you out of it
if its true u are what u eat i could be you in the morning
is there a keg in your pants cuase id love to tap that ass
come back to my place and lets do things ima tell people we did anyway
nice legs what time do they open
screw me if im wrong is your name helga
im sorry i thought it was a braille name tag
the word of the day is legs lets go to my house and spread the word
you with those curves and me with no brakes
your like a big bass i dont know if i should eat you or mount you

one of these should work but which should i chose anyone got any others

[Some-Stupid-Idiot]

Seriously? How I got my girlfriend was to just talk to her, it also helped that she had huge crush on me. We have such a nice relationship.

[valium9]

My friend has the best pick up lines ever.

Example: "Oh hi, can I touch your tits?"

For some reason they only work at gigs

[elace]

i think i like that one nice to meet you can i feel yo ass

[joabos]

What a gentleman.

[Timmy]

Here's how ya getta girl - Step 1...

[elace]

At 11/22/08 06:28 AM, joabos wrote: What a gentleman.

yeah i know im a real southern gentleman

[Colombiana]

Tell her she's skinny.

[elace]

i will rember to tell her shes skinny after i tell her one of my pickup lines and we will see if she dates me ~~

[Razoron]

Wow yeah, if I was a girl I would reeeeeally wanna date you.

[SadisticMonkey]

If you honestly think those will work on her, then you will probably end up getting a diesease from her.

[elace]

not if i use protection then i wont get a diseases ~~ or is it some of them rubber eatin diseases

[elace]

XD did it hurt when you fell out of heaven

[159rules]

All u have to do is be nice and shell just fall for yah

[Britkid]

Say all of them, following her around as you do it.

Girls love that shit.

[Dromedary]

These.
My face is leaving in five minutes, be on it.
Can I tickle your belly button? ..From the inside.
Do you have any irish in you? No? Would you like some?
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Do you have a mirror in your pants? It's just, I see my self in them.
If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas, can I visit in between the holidays?
I love every bone in your body, including mine.
Sit in my lap, we could talk about the first thing that pops up.
I want to see what I look like looking at you naked.
Do u work at the post office? Purely because you're checkin out my package
Nice shirt. It would look great on my floor in the morning.
Hi, i'm new in town, can I have directions to your house?
Do you want to see something swell?
Lets play army, I will lay down, and you can blow me up.
That dress looks nice, can I talk you out of it?
If its true you are what you eat, I could be you in the morning.
Is there a keg in your pants, because i would love to tap that ass!
Come back to my place and lets do things i'm going to tell people we did anyway.
Nice legs, what time do they open?
Screw me if im wrong, but is your name Helga?
I'm sorry, I thought it was a braille name tag.
The word of the day is legs. Lets go to my house and spread the word!
You with those curves, and me with no brakes spells disaster.
You're like a big bass, I dont know if i should eat you, or mount you.

[thespazicat]

dont act like a retard saying stuff like " your hair is gold as a" whatever.
It never works.

[Pokemonpoeguygcn]

Play it smoothly, act cool, and be a little emo.

[manonthemoon516]

I would go with none of the above. That's not a good way to get someone.

[elace]

ok i will ask her out by all of them ~~ and follow her around while sayin it

[FattyWhale]

At 11/22/08 06:19 AM, elace wrote: screw me if im wrong is your name helga

I don't get it.

[Some-Stupid-Idiot]

I can't take this guy seriously, when I asked for girl help at least I was being honest and even had humility. I say go with the flow and do what you think is right.

[elace]

im not being serious its just pick up lines ive learned lmao but if her name isnt helga she will have to screw you for that one

[Dromedary]

At 11/22/08 09:34 AM, milinko959 wrote:

At 11/22/08 06:19 AM, elace wrote: screw me if im wrong is your name helga

I don't get it.

Unless you are in Eastern Europe, not many people have the name Helga.

[EyeLoveCocaine]

I say, use them all in quick succession. Start with the shirt on the floor, end with tap that ass.
And make a video.

[Puzzled]

take your cock and and flop in on her desk

chicks loves that shit!

[Fim]

'YOU'RE MINE!!!'

if they resist they are just playing hard to get, dont take no for an answer. works everytime (Y)

[jewdudewtf]

Use all of them in quick succession. Your bound to get the girl that way.

[DjJimmyPop]

Is it hot in here? Or is it just me? Fuck me.

[elace]

is yo daddy a terroist cuase your a bomb ~~